Quotes by Laura Kightlinger

Laura Kightlinger

[On living in New York City:] I’m oblivious to everything. I just don’t notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman’s lap for an hour.

Cities

Coffee

New York

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won’t leave.

Bottles

Might

Needs

Anything can happen with a razor.

Anything Can Happen

Happens

Razors

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That’s what keeps me going.

Feels

Petrol

Rejection

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.

Drinking

Night

Thinking

I get asked to do benefits a lot and I’ve decided I’ve got to be a bit more discerning, I can’t just do all of them. . . . I got asked to do a benefit for babies born addicted to crack. And I said well, all right, I’ll help you raise money for them, but I think we both know what they’re gonna spend it on.

Baby

Cracks

Thinking

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody’s face while we’re having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

Guy

Numbers

Sex

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

Hiding

Might

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space.

Hands

Lost Love

Space

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

Mean

Night

Sleep

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Anything Can Happen

Baby

Bad Marriage

Beer

Bits

Bottles

Broke

Cities

Coffee

Connotation

Cracks

Dating

Dresses

Drinking

Everything Happens For A Reason

Feel Good

Feels

Feminist

Funny Relationship

Funny Valentines Day

Gay

Goal

Grandmother

Guy

Hands

Happens

Hiding

Holiday

Insightful

Lost Love

Mean

Men

Might

Mistake

Mother

Needs

Negative

New Year

New York

Night

Numbers

Petrol

Queens

Razors

Real

Rejection

Sadness

Sarcastic

Sex

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Quotes by Laura Kightlinger

Laura Kightlinger

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won’t leave.

Anything can happen with a razor.

I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That’s what keeps me going.

I can’t think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they’re dead.

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody’s face while we’re having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space.

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

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