Quotes by Larry the Cable Guy

Larry the Cable Guy

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I’m married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

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Kids

Married

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

Blame

Gun

People

Bought a pair of boots the other day, and they was some silicone gel in there. Big red letters said, “Do not eat.” Do they really need that stuff in them boots? Is there really some dude opening a pair of boots goin’, “Boy, look at them boots. What the hell? I better eat that. I don’t know what the hell that is.”

Boys

Funny

Needs

Even after the Super Bowl victory of the New Orleans Saints, I have noticed a large number of people implying, with bad jokes, that Cajuns aren’t smart. I would like to state for the record that I disagree with that assessment. Anybody that would build a city 5 feet below sea level in a hurricane zone and fill it with Democrats who can’t swim is a genius.

Assessment

New Orleans

Smart

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show – in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

July

Nashville

Weather

Guns don’t kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people

Gun

Home

Husband

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Lasts

Laughing

Thinking

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.

Blue

Drs

Laughing

I am called to love my neighbor, which I do. I can disagree with my neighbor about several things, but I’m not going to hate my neighbor. It’s not up to me to hate anybody. It’s not up to me to judge anyone. It’s up to me to be nice, to be kind and to do everything I can to help somebody.

Hate

Judging

Nice

I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.

Different

Opinion

Persons

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America

Assessment

Average

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Barns

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Basketball

Beach

Blame

Blessed

Blue

Bombs

Born

Boys

Bucks

Care

Character

Choices

Christian

Church

Class

Comedian

Complaining

Cost

Country

Couple

Cousin

Crowds

Dad

Differences

Different

Dinosaurs

Dirty

Doctors

Doe

Dream

Drs

Enjoy

Fans

Fire

Fireworks

Fishing

Florida

Flying

Football

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Freedom Of Speech

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Quotes by Larry the Cable Guy

Larry the Cable Guy

As I get older, the character evolves tremendously because I’m married and have kids now and realize certain things are not funny anymore. I threw them out of my act.

Blaming guns for killing people is like blaming pencils for bad spelling

Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show – in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.

Guns don’t kill people, husbands who come home early from work kill people

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

I ALWAYS HAVE DONE WELL HOWEVER IN BLUE STATES AND RED STATES. IVE NEVER REALLY ALIGNED MYSELF WITH ALL THAT RED STATE BLUE STATE DR. SUESS CRAP BECAUSE WERE ALL AMERICANS AND WE ALL LIKE TO LAUGH.

I am called to love my neighbor, which I do. I can disagree with my neighbor about several things, but I’m not going to hate my neighbor. It’s not up to me to hate anybody. It’s not up to me to judge anyone. It’s up to me to be nice, to be kind and to do everything I can to help somebody.

I can have different opinions with anybody. I can still be a friend with that person.

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