Quotes by Katie MacAlister

Katie MacAlister

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

Faces

Horrible

Your Face

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I’m fine with wither, so it doesn’t matter to me.

Missionary

Mules

Want

He says he had to go help someone in a desperate situation. Who, exactly, he refuses to say. He doesn’t know when he’s going to be back, but suggests we put off the wedding for a few days. The rotter! How dare he just zoom off and not tell me where he’s going, or who he’s going to help, or what exactly he’s up to!” Yeah, how dare he go out and be all heroic and stuff when you want him here slobbering over your big boobs.

Desperate Situations

Want

Zoom

His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?

Beautiful

Home

Laughter

I don’t like this.” “I know you don’t, my little spaetzel. But I am too worn out to run from both the police and your murderous twin, and Damian’s looking peaky, plus Christian did apologize for trying to kill us earlier.” “I wasn’t talking about that. It’s your lamentable habit of using completely unsuitable love names for me that gives me grief,” Adrian groused. “I am not a lambypie, nor am I a spaetzel.

Christian

Grief

Running

I should warn you, I’m an expert on vampires. I’ve seen every episode made of Buffy, Angel, and Forever Knight, so don’t think a little fang-flashing is going to scare me.” – Nell to Adrian Oh, my God! You bit me on the leg! You drank my blood! I am not an appetizer!” You are much more then an appetizer. You are a twelve-course banquet. – Nell & Adrian I slid my tongue around the glossy enamel of his teeth, pausing to stroke down the length of an elongated canine tooth. Yeah. I know. How stupid is it to French kiss a vampire and not expect sharp teeth? – Nell

Angel

Kissing

Stupid

I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

Burn Out

Dresses

I walked over to Drake and stomped on his foot. Hard. “What will I give you to help me? What will I give you?” He stood on one leg rubbing his foot, grinning a grin so steamy, it almost melted my underwear. “I never doubted you would defeat her. You are my mate. You could do no less.” I pointed a finger at him. “You are too arrogant for your own good. I officially de-mate you. Go away. I never want to see you again. Except maybe tonight. Naked. Your place. But after that, no more.

Feet

Giving

Going Away

I’ve wanted you since the moment you tried to run me over. You are unlike any woman I have met before. You are strong, and courageous, and you do not suffer fools.

Over You

Running

Strong

Jim eyed me for a couple of seconds, then got off the bed and went to curl up on the pile of blankets I’d arranged as its bed. “I don’t suppose you’d care to lend me a couple hundred euros?” I pointed at the wall. It turned its back to me so I could get into the nightgown Perdita had lent me. “You are not going to bet on me. Or against me. No betting whatsoever. Got that?” Jim huffed and settled down for the night. “You sure do know how to take all the fun out of life. Bet you even made Drake use a condom.

Couple

Fun

Wall

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Accusation

Angel

Baths

Beautiful

Brain

Breasts

Broken Heart

Burn Out

Certain

Certain Death

Christian

Concerned

Couple

Dense

Desperate Situations

Dresses

Faces

Feet

Fun

Giving

Giving Up

Going Away

Grief

Home

Horrible

Joy

Kissing

Lament

Laughter

Men

Missionary

Mules

My Heart

Naked

Nice

Obnoxious

Over You

Running

Smell

Strong

Stupid

Tonight

Treasure

Voice

Wall

Want

Years

Your Face

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Quotes by Katie MacAlister

Katie MacAlister

Carrie Fay always says that nothing is really horrible unless it eats away your face.

Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I’m fine with wither, so it doesn’t matter to me.

His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?

I tried to avoid looking at the dress full on, lest it burn out my retinas with its glittering hideousness.

I’ve wanted you since the moment you tried to run me over. You are unlike any woman I have met before. You are strong, and courageous, and you do not suffer fools.

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