Quotes by Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin

But if something funny happens, I can’t resist. I have to tell the people.

Happens

Ifs

People

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

Class

Crazy

Sweat

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Drink

Smoke

Vices

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I’m not going to let that stand.

Apples

Kids

Names

I also don’t have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

Desire

Lists

People

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

Hero

Moles

Reality

I am in love with Larry David.

Larry

I believe fully in making fun of children. I believe very strongly that you should never make fun of an embryo or your ovaries. I am a big believer on breaking those rules. It’s a case-by-case basis. But the thing is, there’s so many ways to make a joke about something that is sort of maybe verboten or something.

Believe

Children

Fun

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don’t care how many people they killed.

Men

People

Sexy

I do road gigs occasionally but I don’t want to go out on the road for months at a time.

Gigs

Months

Want

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Desire

Different

Doe

Drink

Ears

Fashion

Female

Forgiving

Fun

Gigs

Giving Up

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Hate

Helping

Hero

House

Houston

I Regret

Ifs

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Larry

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Quotes by Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin

But if something funny happens, I can’t resist. I have to tell the people.

Do you remember a little phenom called step aerobics? If you do, then you know how crazy it was to take two ninety-minute classes in a row. It’s incredible that I didn’t die from a blunt injury to the back of my head from slipping on my own pool of sweat.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I’m not going to let that stand.

I also don’t have a desire to be on the A-list. I feel more people can relate to the D-list than the A-list.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I am in love with Larry David.

I did feel very sexy and desirable. Those prisoners looked at me like no man ever did. I don’t care how many people they killed.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don’t want to go out on the road for months at a time.

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