Quotes by Karel Capek

Karel Capek

A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

Dog

Humor

Mother

A short life is better for mankind, for a long life would deprive man of his optimism.

Long

Men

Short Life

After his death the gardener does not become a butterfly, intoxicated by the perfumes of the flowers, but a garden worm tasting all the dark, nitrogenous, and spicy delights of the soil.

Butterfly

Dark

Flower

All the year round there is spring, all through life is youth; there is always something which may flower.

Flower

Spring

Years

Among human beings, a cat is merely a cat; among cats, a cat is a prowling shadow in a jungle.

Cat

Prowling

Shadow

Art must not serve might.

Art

Might

As is well known, all collectors are prepared to steal or murder if it is a question of getting another piece for their collection; but this does not lower their moral character in the least.

Character

Doe

Pieces

Be these people either Conservatives or Socialists, Yellows or Reds, the most important thing is – and that is the point I want to stress – that all of them are right in the plain and moral sense of the word.

People

Stress

Yellow

Cognition is not fighting, but once someone knows a lot, he will have much to fight for, so much that he will be called a relativist because of it.

Cognition

Fighting

Literature

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won’t use it.

Dog

Dumb

Humor

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Ants

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Autumn

Average

Becoming

Believe

Butterfly

Cat

Character

Civilization

Claims

Cognition

Cooking

Creating

Dark

Doe

Dog

Done

Dumb

England

Enough

Eugenics

Fall

Fighting

Flames

Flower

Forbidden

Funny

Garden

Gentleman

Government

Hands

Heart

Honesty

Horse

Humans

Humor

Ifs

Inheritance

Insulting

Knows

Labels

Land

Literature

Littles

Long

Loss

Love Life

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Quotes by Karel Capek

Karel Capek

A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome.

A short life is better for mankind, for a long life would deprive man of his optimism.

After his death the gardener does not become a butterfly, intoxicated by the perfumes of the flowers, but a garden worm tasting all the dark, nitrogenous, and spicy delights of the soil.

All the year round there is spring, all through life is youth; there is always something which may flower.

Among human beings, a cat is merely a cat; among cats, a cat is a prowling shadow in a jungle.

Art must not serve might.

As is well known, all collectors are prepared to steal or murder if it is a question of getting another piece for their collection; but this does not lower their moral character in the least.

Be these people either Conservatives or Socialists, Yellows or Reds, the most important thing is – and that is the point I want to stress – that all of them are right in the plain and moral sense of the word.

Cognition is not fighting, but once someone knows a lot, he will have much to fight for, so much that he will be called a relativist because of it.

Dumb dog. I bought a dog whistle. He won’t use it.

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