Quotes by Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

A relationship book I once read told women to use the word fun whenever possible. The author claimed it had a subliminal aphrodisiac effect on men, who want a relaxed girl attached only to good times – the human equivalent of Diet Coke. This is not me.

Book

Fun

Girl

All I know is it’s silly to chase fun when all you need is the ground underneath you to be solid. And I don’t expect to be one of those people that does cartwheels in yogurt commercials. I wanna be the cartoon character in that antidepressant ad who has, like, little lines under her eyes, and the divot in the middle of the pill is the pill’s mouth… have you seen this ad? It’s very good. It’s for Abilify, which is not a word.

Character

Fun

Silly

Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he’s not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way.

Guy

Smell

Way

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.

Cabaret

Format

Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.

Bird

Thinking

Tree

Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.

Admiration

Fear

Results

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.

Consciousness

Dumb

Wings

I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.

Greek

Jew

Sea

I just feel like I understand Cameron Diaz better than I ever have before, and I don’t like it. I don’t like to see everything I see. It’s like a magnifying mirror only soulful, and I’m not looking at her, I’m looking at us, you know? And our pores are huge.

Feels

Magnifying

Mirrors

I’m not big on regret – until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad

Regret

Time Travel

Waste

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Agency

Animal

Bird

Book

Burgers

Cabaret

Character

Childhood

Consciousness

Different

Dumb

Fear

Feelings

Feels

Format

Fun

Girl

Giving

Greek

Guy

Hurt

Important

Internet

Jew

Lonely

Magnifying

Microcosm

Mirrors

My Own

New Year

New York

Okay

Phones

Race

Regret

Remember

Results

Riot

Sea

Silly

Sleep

Smell

Song

Sorry

Spiders

Suits

Sushi

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Quotes by Julie Klausner

Julie Klausner

A relationship book I once read told women to use the word fun whenever possible. The author claimed it had a subliminal aphrodisiac effect on men, who want a relaxed girl attached only to good times – the human equivalent of Diet Coke. This is not me.

Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he’s not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way.

Cabaret is a great format. All you have to do is sing and be funny sporadically.

Do you think trees are the new birds? Don’t answer that right away.

Fear can be the result of admiration, or it can be a symptom of contempt.

Having one of your like dumb sort of stream of consciousness tweets used against you on a right wing website is the ultimate compliment.

I consider Greeks the Jews of the sea.

I just feel like I understand Cameron Diaz better than I ever have before, and I don’t like it. I don’t like to see everything I see. It’s like a magnifying mirror only soulful, and I’m not looking at her, I’m looking at us, you know? And our pores are huge.

I’m not big on regret – until time travel actually exists, it seems like a waste of making yourself feel bad

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