Quotes by Julie Bowen

Julie Bowen

[Preparing for award shows] gets insane. The dress, the hair, the makeup…I end up always picking the dress at the last second.

Awards

Hair

Makeup

As a matter of fact, I get a little concerned about some of my anti-social habits.

Facts

Littles

Matter

As I have gotten older, I’ve discovered the joys of being lazy.

Being Lazy

Joy

Lazy

At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps kids still for a minute.

Kids

Octopus

Paper

Baltimore is a great place.

Baltimore

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

Children

Crazy

People

Everyone [of my kids] can ride a bike now, so the park has had a big resurgence in our life. We also play a lot of dumb drawing games.

Games

Kids

Play

How many times can you say, “No yanking on one another’s genitals?” Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

Cry

I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.

Children

Hate

My Children

I consider a day without running a crappy day. When I don’t get to run, I am a grump, but some days my schedule just doesn’t allow me to.

Crappy Day

Running

Schedules

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Apples

Awards

Bags

Balls

Baltimore

Bars

Being Lazy

Book

Boys

Brother

Care

Cat

Chance

Character

Children

Class

Crappy Day

Crazy

Cry

Dad

Decades

Disease

Dog

Doors

Enemy

Enough Time

Expression

Facts

Fall

Falling Down

Feels

Football

Games

Girl

Giving

Gossip

Gowns

Hair

Hard Times

Hate

Hockey

Home

Husband

I've Learned

Ifs

Ipads

Joy

Kids

Lazy

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Quotes by Julie Bowen

Julie Bowen

[Preparing for award shows] gets insane. The dress, the hair, the makeup…I end up always picking the dress at the last second.

As a matter of fact, I get a little concerned about some of my anti-social habits.

As I have gotten older, I’ve discovered the joys of being lazy.

At restaurants, I carry paper and markers and tell everyone to draw a picture with a unicorn, an octopus and an explosion. That keeps kids still for a minute.

Baltimore is a great place.

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

Everyone [of my kids] can ride a bike now, so the park has had a big resurgence in our life. We also play a lot of dumb drawing games.

How many times can you say, “No yanking on one another’s genitals?” Everything is hilarious until someone starts crying.

I always come across sounding like I hate my children. I actually love them very much.

I consider a day without running a crappy day. When I don’t get to run, I am a grump, but some days my schedule just doesn’t allow me to.

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