Quotes by John Ratzenberger

John Ratzenberger

[At Conventions] they give me all the photos to sign. Star Wars, Superman. And Hammy the Pig is right up there.

Pigs

Stars

War

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Doe

Farce

Humor

All over the US, there is a need to teach young people to, really, get them out in the backyard, building treehouses, fixing bicycles, because you become a better, more well-rounded, Renaissance personality if you actually know how to do things with your hands. If you can fix the screen door or replace your old garbage disposal, even change the tire on a car, a lot of people don’t even know how to do that. We’re literally running out of people who know how to do those things, the essential things like plumbing, carpentry, stone masonry, we’re literally running out of them.

Car

People

Running

Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.

Actors

Paid

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it’s not already gone.

America

Fading

Gone

Calvin: I’m a genius, but I’m a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What’s misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I’m a genius. Corfu? It’s just a poor man’s Pensacola.

Humor

Men

Thinking

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

Children

Kids

My Family

Find people who share your values, and you’ll conquer the world together.

Conquer The World

Good Life

People

From what I can see, too many kids don’t learn pride in their country anymore.

Country

Kids

Pride

I don’t want to go back to sitcoms – I’m a middle-aged, white guy – the high school principal who’s a buffoon. It’s hard enough raising kids now a days, and I don’t want to be a part of a show that I’ll be embarrassed watching shows like that with my kids and my mother. A lot of shows feel they need to get that for humor. You’ve have to have had a life experience; otherwise, it’s toilet humor. If you’ve had a job before or experienced something, you get it. Some of these people haven’t and they look for the cheap laugh.

Kids

Mother

School

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Acting

Actors

America

Audience

Bigs

Block

Calling

Car

Cheer

Children

Clean

Clubs

Comedian

Conquer The World

Country

Couple

Creating

Crush

Cute

Determination

Distance

Doe

Drama

Engagement

Fading

Fall

Farce

Father

Get Away

Girl

Giving Up

Gone

Good Life

Heart

Hippie

Hollywood

Home

House

Humor

Jazz

Jobs

Kids

Laughing

Laughter

Long

Men

Mother

My Family

Needs

Organization

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Quotes by John Ratzenberger

John Ratzenberger

[At Conventions] they give me all the photos to sign. Star Wars, Superman. And Hammy the Pig is right up there.

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Before 1972, no actors got residuals. They just got paid. No residuals.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast, if it’s not already gone.

Calvin: I’m a genius, but I’m a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What’s misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I’m a genius. Corfu? It’s just a poor man’s Pensacola.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

Find people who share your values, and you’ll conquer the world together.

From what I can see, too many kids don’t learn pride in their country anymore.

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