Quotes by Joey Comeau

Joey Comeau

Alzheimer’s disease is death before death, and I’m terrified of it.

Alzheimer's

Before Death

Disease

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we’ll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we’ll rain down on somewhere else.

Rain

Rocks

Somewhere Else

Art isn’t just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

Art

Glasses

Sound

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Change

Inspirational

Motivational

Being in love is totally punk rock.

Being In Love

Love Is

Rocks

Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.

Princess

Regret

Sex

Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty.

Dark

Ocean

Sides

Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it’s tempting to finally cut something real.

Chaos

Cutting

Real

Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)

Chaos

House

Having all the answers just means you’ve been asking boring questions.

Answers

Asking

Mean

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Believe

Book

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Cities

Color

Crazy

Cutting

Dark

Deserve

Disease

Doctors

Drinking

Drunk

Empty

Esp

Falling In Love

Feet

Fire

Firsts

Fishes

Forever

Generosity

Gentleman

Girl

Glasses

Half

Hate

Heart

Hero

Home

House

Ill

Inspirational

Jobs

Judging

Kissing

Listening

Live Forever

Loneliness

Long

Love Is

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Quotes by Joey Comeau

Joey Comeau

Alzheimer’s disease is death before death, and I’m terrified of it.

And when our sun explodes and we are all destroyed, we’ll be rocks and chunks of I am not sure what, and maybe we’ll rain down on somewhere else.

Art isn’t just paint and music, art is breaking glass and the sounds we make without realizing.

Be the trouble you want to see in the world.

Being in love is totally punk rock.

Death is not the end. Death is an ocean on all sides of our lives. Deep and dark and cold, and anything but empty.

Depression is like slashing at ghosts. Of course it’s tempting to finally cut something real.

Happiness is not a house where you can live. (But it is a house you can build.)

Having all the answers just means you’ve been asking boring questions.

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