Quotes by Joel McHale

Joel McHale

Before Community started up again for the season, we had the chance to go on a long family vacation where we drove for ten days down the coast. I was like wow, look at these people that I am related to and am actually spending some quality time with! So it was great to be with them, but now my schedule is really difficult so I have to take what I can get.

Long

People

Vacation

Bill O’Reilly, Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.

Bills

Mount Rushmore

People

I don’t think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

Boys

Football

Thinking

I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, “Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to go get a real job, and until I’m practically homeless, I’m not gonna get one.”

Actors

Jobs

Real

I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.

Performing

Thank God

I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you’re playing.

Challenges

Character

Years

I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture.

Culture

Saved

Thinking

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

Comfort

Survival

Weapons

I would like eternal life. I would like to have the power to choose who lives and dies.

Eternal Life

I’m very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone will say, now go to your real job, shoveling poop somewhere.

Catholic

Jobs

Real

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Comfort

Crazy

Culture

Dinner

Directors

Downtime

Dream

Eternal Life

Facts

Favorites Things

Football

Fun

Giving

Guy

Hair

Hollywood

Jobs

Juice

Long

Lying

Makeup

Making Money

Mean

Milestone

Mount Rushmore

New Year

Past

People

Perfect

Performing

Real

Regret

Running

Saved

Soup

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Quotes by Joel McHale

Joel McHale

Bill O’Reilly, Megyn Kelly and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.

I don’t think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.

I knew I wanted to be an actor. I just kept saying, “Until somebody tells me to stop, until I have to go get a real job, and until I’m practically homeless, I’m not gonna get one.”

I love performing, and it allows me to be very discerning about what I choose next, thank god.

I love the challenge of an entire year has gone by and how has that affected the character you’re playing.

I think we are as screwed as a culture as we are saved as a culture.

I used humor as survival, as a weapon and as comfort.

I would like eternal life. I would like to have the power to choose who lives and dies.

I’m very happy and being raised Catholic I assume it will end tomorrow. The rug will be pulled out from under me and someone will say, now go to your real job, shoveling poop somewhere.

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