Quotes by Joel Madden

Joel Madden

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you’ll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

Bed

Cute

Dream

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

Hair

One Day

Trying

Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can’t get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get it HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girl

Hollies

Hollywood

Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst.

Anger Management

Angst

Management

I believe everyone on this planet deserves equal rights to their own pursuit of happiness.

Believe

Gay

Pursuit Of Happiness

I didn’t get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

Kind

Lessons

School

I don’t want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

Leaving

Tonight

Want

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

Paper

Toilet Paper

Toilets

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

Idiot

Terrorist

Thinking

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, ‘Oh, great, here we go again.

Lucky

Night

Want

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Quotes by Joel Madden

Joel Madden

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you’ll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can’t get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get it HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst.

I believe everyone on this planet deserves equal rights to their own pursuit of happiness.

I didn’t get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

I don’t want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, ‘Oh, great, here we go again.

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