Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

Joe Bob Briggs

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

Dictator

Instruments

World

Almost every venerable tradition at a men’s club starts out as a joke.

Clubs

Men

Tradition

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s.

Cells

Hate

Phones

As I’ve said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

America

Class

Teenager

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

Fleeting

Forever

Junk

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Air

Fighting

War

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

Kernel

Wheat

I always remind people why The Oscars got started in 1928: It was an effort by the studios to suppress the unions. They started the Academy because all the screenwriters and directors and actors were unionizing, and they thought, “We’ll have something that resembles a union, but that’s completely controlled by the moneyed interests in Hollywood.” That’s what it’s been all these years. It’s something that reinforces Hollywood’s image of itself. The Best Picture one year was Gandhi. Nobody watched Gandhi, but that’s the kind of picture that always wins.

Effort

People

Winning

I AM a male chauvinist. Who’s been saying otherwise?

Male Chauvinist

Males

I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would go on and make political statements and get thrown off the stage, but the last great political statement, I think, was when Michael Moore started raging against Bush a few years back. Everybody booed him, even though I can’t imagine Hollywood booing a guy who’s bashing Bush. That was the last great spontaneous moment on The Oscars.

Hate

People

Thinking

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Forever

Garden

Giving

Grandmother

Guilty

Guy

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Ignored

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Junk

Kernel

Long

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Male Chauvinist

Males

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Quotes by Joe Bob Briggs

Joe Bob Briggs

A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.

Almost every venerable tradition at a men’s club starts out as a joke.

Apparently we love our own cell phones but we hate everyone else’s.

As I’ve said many times, the single most oppressed class in America right now is the teenager.

Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.

Faith is like a kernel of wheat.

I AM a male chauvinist. Who’s been saying otherwise?

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