Quotes by Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn’t know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

Children

Mother

Two

1. Find your own style and have the courage to stick to it. 2. Choose your clothes for your way of life. 3. Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles. 4. Find your happiest colours – the ones that make you feel good. 5. Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are!

Fashion

Good Friend

Play

all that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.

Expression

Helping

Three

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Acting

Digging

Fashion

Be afraid of nothing.

Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures.

Bricks

Income

Office

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

Care

Clothes

Good Friend

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Checks

Hollywood

Laughing

Choose your clothes for your way of life.

Clothes

Way

Dammit, don’t you dare ask God to help me!

Bad Ass

Famous Last Words

Helping

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Age

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Aries

Art

Auntie

Bad Ass

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Beauty

Believe

Best Friend

Billing

Born

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Bricks

Cameras

Care

Careers

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Checks

Childhood

Children

Christian

Class

Clear

Clothes

Colour

Common Sense

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Criticism

Damn

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Deals

Degenerates

Digging

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Done

Doors

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Quotes by Joan Crawford

Joan Crawford

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn’t know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

all that time hanging around the sets, watching Norma Shearer make the most of her three expressions, was a help.

Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

Be afraid of nothing.

Box-office poison? Mr. Louis B. Mayer always asserted that the studio had built Stage 22, Stage 24 and the Irving Thalberg Building, brick by brick, from the income on my pictures.

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh

Choose your clothes for your way of life.

Dammit, don’t you dare ask God to help me!

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