Quotes by Jim Goad

Jim Goad

“Liberating” is a gay word, so let’s phrase it this way: I know everything about me and still manage to be good friends with myself, so nothing anyone says that’s truthful about me ever bothers me.

Gay

Good Friend

Way

A lot of people expend great time and effort explaining why they don’t like me, but none of them ever try to explain why their opinion should matter to me. I think most of them sense, but would never be brave enough to admit, their subordinate role in the food chain relative to me.

Effort

People

Thinking

A Manhattan lawyer who describes himself as “America`s leading expert on the militia movement” writes that he hugged his three-year-old kid the night of the Oklahoma City bombing. He told junior that it happened “because they hated too much” For now, let`s accept the premise that one hundred sixty-eight humans died in Oklahoma City because people “hated too much” Now answer these questions if you would be so kind: did a federal sniper shoot Vicki Weaver in the face because he hated too much? Did our government conduct the Tuskegee with syphilis on black soldiers because it hated too much?

Kids

Night

Writing

A primary flaw in my psychology is that I’ll give people a hundred yards’ worth of rope with which to hang themselves, but once they reach that hundred-yard line, I strangle them to death with it.

Giving

People

Psychology

Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they’d instantly become racists themselves.

Propaganda

Racist

Shut Up

Anyone who’s ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering on the maternal.

House

Pet

Strong

As I view it, spending over two years in a cage is far worse than having your face pounded and dealing with a black eye for a week or two.

Eye

Two

Years

Beware of anyone who calls you bad names merely for asking honest questions. Beware of anyone who insists on reframing your sincere curiosity as a character defect. Beware of anyone who questions your motives while ignoring your facts. When someone calls you bad names merely for asking questions, it suggests they know the answer but are terrified to admit it.

Asking Questions

Character

Names

Different groups in different areas developed different traits to assure their survival.

Different

Groups

Survival

Equality is a nice idea, but it’s entirely impossible to prove.

Ideas

Impossible

Nice

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Air

Alive

Alternatives

America

Angle

Animal

Appreciation

Aptitude Test

Arguing

Asking Questions

Atlanta

Australia

Average

Band

Believe

Biceps

Bitterness

Black

Blame

Brave

Brother

Bullying

Cancer

Careers

Cat

Cells

Character

Chemistry

Cities

Citizens

Confusing

Convicts

Country

Courageous

Crazy

Crime

Criticism

Dark

Developing

Diamond

Differences

Different

Dirty

Divorce

Dope

Drinking

Dust

Easy

Effort

Emotional

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Quotes by Jim Goad

Jim Goad

“Liberating” is a gay word, so let’s phrase it this way: I know everything about me and still manage to be good friends with myself, so nothing anyone says that’s truthful about me ever bothers me.

A lot of people expend great time and effort explaining why they don’t like me, but none of them ever try to explain why their opinion should matter to me. I think most of them sense, but would never be brave enough to admit, their subordinate role in the food chain relative to me.

A primary flaw in my psychology is that I’ll give people a hundred yards’ worth of rope with which to hang themselves, but once they reach that hundred-yard line, I strangle them to death with it.

Anti-racist propaganda is relentless and inescapable, as if the propagandists fear that if they shut up about it for a second, they’d instantly become racists themselves.

Anyone who’s ever had the misfortune of seeing me interact with house pets knows I have a wickedly strong paternal instinct bordering on the maternal.

As I view it, spending over two years in a cage is far worse than having your face pounded and dealing with a black eye for a week or two.

Different groups in different areas developed different traits to assure their survival.

Equality is a nice idea, but it’s entirely impossible to prove.

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