Quotes by Jim Gaffigan

Jim Gaffigan

“Entertainers Of Faith,” funnyman Jim Gaffigan isn’t ashamed of his Catholicism. He’s seen here leaving a New York comedy club with his Bible in hand.

Hands

Leaving

New York

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“I got up early because I wanted to.” – Nobody

Comedy

Funny

Up Early

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A lot of people are like, “You’re doing commercials?” And I honestly feel like those Sierra Mist commercials are better than a lot of sitcoms I get offered. It’s hard work, and I’m paid a lot of money, and I do it because I love the soda.

Hard Work

People

Soda

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A lot of the teachings really kind of keep me grounded.

Grounded

Kind

Teaching

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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.

Father

Funny

Mother

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After you eat a Hot Pocket, Everything will taste like rubber for a month!

Funny

Hot

Pockets

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All I want to do is be a good dad, but I’m pretty bad at it.

Dad

Good Dad

Want

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Anyone know if the shuttles to Hell will have Wifi? Asking for a friend.

Asking

Hell

Knows

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As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn’t matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife’s Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights.

Dad

Light

Pain

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As an actor, you deal with so much rejection and humiliation. When the good things come around, you tend not to trust your instincts.

Actors

Instinct

Rejection

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