Quotes by Jim Benton

Jim Benton

Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I’m all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off! Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now.

Ants

Eye

Worry

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

Costumes

Cute

Ducklings

How Superheroes Make Money: – Spider-Man knits sweaters. – Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. – Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

Iron

Men

Sweaters

I had the great idea of using markers to gently color the ants so I could tell them apart, but I learned that this is exactly like somebody trying to gently color on you with a thirty-story building. Without dwelling on the tragedy, I’d just like to say that I’m deeply sorry to Mr. Purple and the surviving Purple family.

Color

Ideas

Sorry

School prepares you for the real world… which also bites.

Real

School

World

This means that I don’t have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

Mean

Running

Vampire

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Quotes by Jim Benton

Jim Benton

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

How Superheroes Make Money: – Spider-Man knits sweaters. – Superman screw the lids on pickle jars. – Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.

School prepares you for the real world… which also bites.

This means that I don’t have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.

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