Quotes by Jilly Cooper

Jilly Cooper

A lot of meetings are held to arrange when to have meetings. … Meetings today are usually called conferences to make them sound more significant.

Significant

Sound

Today

Although it is the biggest time-waster in office life, you must never underrate the importance of the memo. You will be judged by the volume of your paper work.

Office

Paper

Work

Always be nice to everyone in the firm on the way up. You never know who you may meet on the way down.

Nice

Office

Work

And I would really like to be a grandmother, but only when Felix or Emily meet the right person and are ready.

Grandmother

Persons

Ready

At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.

Cabbage

Home

Soup

Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.

Age

Men

Six

But I always seem to finish a book and then think, oh God, I’ve got to pay a tax bill, so I’d better write a novel, so I tend not to stop and learn word processing.

Book

Thinking

Writing

But really I’m not terribly interested in what I eat.

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

Beautiful

Clever

Men

Go to lots of interviews, at least one a month even when you don’t need a job, to keep in training for when you do.

Jobs

Training

Work

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Age

Attractive

Beautiful

Bigs

Blow

Book

Bored

Cabbage

Choices

Class System

Clever

Clock

Cocktail Parties

Cocktails

Coffee

Cooks

Dazzling

Diaries

Different

Doubt

Dust

England

Eye

Family And Friends

Feet

Fighting

Finding Yourself

Firefighter

Food

Forget

Girl

Goes On

Good Man

Grandmother

Grass

Happy Person

Holiday

Home

Hurt

Ideas

Jobs

Kindness

London

Long

Long Grass

Marriage

Men

Mind

Missing

More Time

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Quotes by Jilly Cooper

Jilly Cooper

A lot of meetings are held to arrange when to have meetings. … Meetings today are usually called conferences to make them sound more significant.

Although it is the biggest time-waster in office life, you must never underrate the importance of the memo. You will be judged by the volume of your paper work.

Always be nice to everyone in the firm on the way up. You never know who you may meet on the way down.

And I would really like to be a grandmother, but only when Felix or Emily meet the right person and are ready.

At home I have big vats of cabbage soup that I make to slim down.

Bachelors begin at thirty-six. Up till this age they are regarded as single men.

But I always seem to finish a book and then think, oh God, I’ve got to pay a tax bill, so I’d better write a novel, so I tend not to stop and learn word processing.

But really I’m not terribly interested in what I eat.

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

Go to lots of interviews, at least one a month even when you don’t need a job, to keep in training for when you do.

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