Quotes by Jessica Zafra

Jessica Zafra

As you go through life, you learn many lessons. Unfortunately these lessons only apply to the specific instances in which you learned them. Therefore you can expect to make horrible mistakes no matter how long you live.

Lessons

Long

Mistake

Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.

Angry

Bored

Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.

Assuming

Doe

Love Is

Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.

Boredom

Healthy

Soul

I hear what many of you are saying: We don’t have the time, we are busy. Well Nobody Has Time, Everyone Is Busy. In the time it took you to read this post, your life just got a minute shorter. That is precisely why we read (and why some of us write): because life is short and finite, we want more, and literature is the distillation of all those lives we will not lead.

Life Is Short

Want

Writing

If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.

Honest

Honest With Yourself

Pleasant

In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

Assume Nothing

Assuming

Life is a series of random collisions.

Collision

Life Is

Series

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he’s dependable and meets all my demands.

Demand

Dependable

New Boyfriend

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

Eating

Too Much

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Age

Angry

Assume Nothing

Assuming

Bathroom

Best Sellers

Book

Bored

Boredom

Caution

Collision

Comforting

Culture

Cynical

Demand

Dependable

Different

Doe

Eating

Fall

Fate

Fun

Giving

Guy

Healthy

Home

Honest

Honest With Yourself

Humans

Hypnosis

I Can

Introducing

Lasts

Lessons

Life

Life Is

Life Is Short

Long

Looks

Love Is

Love You

Madly In Love

Malls

Manipulation

Mediocrity

Men

Miserable

Mistake

New Boyfriend

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Quotes by Jessica Zafra

Jessica Zafra

As you go through life, you learn many lessons. Unfortunately these lessons only apply to the specific instances in which you learned them. Therefore you can expect to make horrible mistakes no matter how long you live.

Beware of those who have never been bored, depressed, or angry. There is something seriously wrong with them.

Everyone declares that love is irrational, and yet everytime this statement is proven correct, they profess amazement. They seem to assume that love will make an exception in their case. It never does.

Greasy food might not be good for your body, but it does wonders for the soul. A healthy diet may prolong your life, but what would you have to live for? What is the point of living to a hundred if you have to subsist on bland food? One may as well die of boredom.

If you are honest with yourself, your life will be so much more pleasant.

In relationships it is best to assume nothing.

Life is a series of random collisions.

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he’s dependable and meets all my demands.

Never, ever point out that a woman is eating too much.

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