Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Cool Cars

Faster

Top Gear

All this health and safety talk is just killing me.

Healthy

Killing

Safety

Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don’t, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.

Ambition

Disappointment

Life Is

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It’s all going to go wrong.

Beautiful

Jobs

Queens

Column writing is like gas – it fills the available space.

Columns

Space

Writing

Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians?

Ice

Ideas

Iron

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I’m coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

Fun

Light

Running

Does anyone really imagine for a moment that my wife gives two stuffs about global warming? She certainly did not appear to be all that bothered on Thursday evening when, during the great carbon-saving switch-off, I ran round the house furiously turning on every light, hair dryer, dishwasher and toaster.

Hair

Light

Two

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

Cows

Honey

Trying

Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant’s foot. The planet barely notices. After the Exxon Valdez accident in Alaska the oil company spent billions tidying up the coastline, but it was a waste of money because the waves were cleaning up faster than Exxon could. Environmentalists can never accept the planet’s ability to self-heal.

Elephants

Nature

Science

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Affair

Air

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Animal

Asks

Audi

Bagpipes

Bears

Beautiful

Believe

Black

Blue

Bmw

Body

Boys

Canada

Car

Children

Columns

Comfortable

Cool Cars

Cows

Dashboards

Daughter

Democracy

Differences

Dirt

Disappointment

Doe

Editing

Elephants

Faces

Facts

Fall

Faster

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Feminist

Fire

Fun

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Girl

Glasses

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Hate

Healthy

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Honey

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Quotes by Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

All this health and safety talk is just killing me.

Ambition is a very dangerous thing because either you achieve it and your life ends prematurely, or you don’t, in which case your life is a constant source of disappointment. You must never have ambition.

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It’s all going to go wrong.

Column writing is like gas – it fills the available space.

Cows eat grass and silage. This is melting the ice caps and killing us all. So they need a new foodstuff: something that is rich in iron, calcium and natural goodness. Plainly they cannot eat meat so here is an idea to chew on. Why not feed them vegetarians?

Do not cruise through red lights. Because if I’m coming the other way, I will run you down, for fun.

Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley.

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