Quotes by Jenny Eclair

Jenny Eclair

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word ‘poo.’ You can’t beat a good poo joke.

Beats

Fart

Laughter

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad’s Army shirts, accessorised by a cat’s basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

Dad

Drama

School

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

Curls

Hair

Want

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

Berlin

England

Years

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

Jeans

Looks

Smoking

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

Disposable

Family

One Thing

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I’m a dying breed.

Dying

Suits

Want

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I’m quite camp in that respect.

Admire

People

World

I am best viewed from a distance.

Distance

I am not sure gender ever won’t be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

Issues

Priorities

Thinking

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Actresses

Admire

Agents

Arena

Attention

Barmaids

Bars

Beach

Beats

Berlin

Big Sister

Boards

Breakfast

Brother

Careers

Cat

Circles

Clothes

Comedy

Comic

Convincing

Curls

Dad

Daughter

Desperate

Disposable

Distance

Down And

Drama

Dying

Emotional

England

Expectations

Faces

Fake

Fall

Family

Fart

Fashion

Feelings

Female

Fiber

Folks

Glasses

Hair

Hate

Hats

Heart

Height

Hero

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Quotes by Jenny Eclair

Jenny Eclair

A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word ‘poo.’ You can’t beat a good poo joke.

After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad’s Army shirts, accessorised by a cat’s basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.

Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.

As a five-year-old in Berlin in 1965, I didn’t know that funny women existed. It wasn’t until I got back to England that I realised women could be funny.

As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.

Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.

For me, being a woman suits what I want to talk about and what my audience wants to hear. Maybe I’m a dying breed.

I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I’m quite camp in that respect.

I am best viewed from a distance.

I am not sure gender ever won’t be an issue in comedy, because I think that women do have different priorities in some respects.

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