Quotes by Jennifer Rardin

Jennifer Rardin

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don’t get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

Fear

Newspapers

Sickness

And then it hit me. One of those evil thoughts siblings get because, well, that’s what we do. Looking over my shoulder I said, “You know, since you have some free time, maybe you could…never mind.” “What?” “Well it’s just that, all those calories you’ve been drink – I mean – not burning off have kind of settled on your gut. I didn’t want to mention anything,” I said as Dave’s hand stole to his midsection. “But the general pointed out that you’d lost a few steps training-wise.” I laughed and waved my hand. “I’m sure it’s nothing switching to a light beer won’t cure.

Mean

Sibling

Wise

Apparently you don’t have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

Etiquette

Reuniting

Spouse

Are you suggesting we pull a little good cop, bad cop scenario on him? And You’re even letting me be the bad cop?” He bowed his head. “That, my pretera, is how much I love you.” “You have never been sexier than at this very moment.” “It is a shame we have so much company,” he agreed quietly.

Littles

Love You

Shame

Besides my professional goals, I have a couple of private ones, my man. One of those is to pet a kangaroo before I leave Australia. I understand there’s lots of Eastern Grays around this area. What do you say? Are you in?’ Bergman looked at him like he’d just made the worst financial investment of his life. ‘Kangaroos are wild animals. I’ve heard they claw like girl fighters and kick like jackhammers. You’re going to get your skull crushed.’ Cole held up a finger. ‘Or I’m going to pet a kangaroo. How cool would that be?

Animal

Couple

Girl

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

Country

Muppet

Poaching

Cole – I just thought of a new game. Jaz – What’s that? Cole – Splat the Specter. Jaz – Rules? Cole – You can help me make them up. Right now all I know for sure is that it involves water guns filled with grape Kool-Aid and two ferrets named Biff and Chlamydia. Vayl – Why Ferrets? Jaz – Really? You want to know about his choice of pets when he’s named one of them after an STD?

Games

Gun

Two

communication is such a two-edged sword for guys. On the one hand, they almost always mean what they say. Refreshing, I know. On the other hand, getting them to actually say it can be like coaxing a corpse to tap-dance. Not that it can’t be done. But it’s so freaking exhausting. Not to mention the cost in heavyweight fishing line and Savion Glover videos.

Communication

Hands

Mean

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot’s Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

Ferrari

Fishing

Pieces

Do you even know what hammerd means?” I asked. “Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?” Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. “Close enough.

Beer

Drinking

Mean

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Beer

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Block

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Care

Cheating

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Condolences

Country

Couple

Curls

Dancing

Dark

Dog

Doors

Dragons

Drinking

Driving

Etiquette

Eye

Eyebrows

Fall

Falling In Love

Fear

Ferrari

Fishing

Games

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Quotes by Jennifer Rardin

Jennifer Rardin

All you can do is hang in there and hope you don’t get motion sickness and puke all over the newspapers.

Apparently you don’t have to observe the Rules of Etiquette when reuniting with a muderous spouse.

Cassandra,” he said, “I hope you know that poaching Muppets is illegal in this country.

Cool! Now I can steal some rich old coot’s Ferrari and go fishing for marlin with the same piece of jewelry.

Do you even know what hammerd means?” I asked. “Something to do with drinking your American beer out of a hole in the side of a can?” Dave reached over and slapped him on the shin. “Close enough.

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