Quotes by Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome.

Girl

Hands

Simple

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Ambien

Might

Salad

Amen,’ I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I’ll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there.

Bucks

Chocolate

Heart

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

Book

Political

Views

As I examine my life through this book, I can’t help but wonder if my mother was right. Maybe I really was what I ate. And maybe if she’d let me eat a little more sugar, I’d have come out sweeter.

Book

Littles

Mother

Despite my best efforts, I’m not quite perfect. Let’s just say I’m like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw so as to not affront the Lord.

Best Effort

Perfect

Tiny

Everyone who reads me is someone I’d like to hang out with.

Hanging Out

Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character’s voice when writing fiction.

Character

Powerful

Writing

Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job because I kind of don’t like to bend. I also refuse to carry anything heavier than my purse.

Jobs

Kiss Me

Kissing

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

Baby

Believe

Records

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Air

Ambien

Amusement

Baby

Bathroom

Believe

Best Effort

Best Things

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Book

Brother

Bucks

Capacity

Careers

Cat

Cells

Character

Charlotte

Children

Chocolate

Choices

Clever

Couple

Cracks

Dark

Deep Thinker

Depth

Dog

Dvds

Emotional

Ends

Excess

Fighting

Fitness

Fun

Girl

Gun

Half

Hands

Hanging Out

Hate

Heart

Herpes

Hook

Husband

I Believe

Ikea

Impact

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Quotes by Jen Lancaster

Jen Lancaster

Although I get a lot of specialty services like wraps, scrubs, and mustache removal, my favorite is the simple manicure/pedicure. They work on your hands and feet at the same time while you sit in a vibrating chair. I call it the sorority girls version of a threesome.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.

Amen,’ I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from now I’ll have forgotten about it and will finally have said heart attack when I assume a rat shat in there.

As a reader, I notice political views regardless of whether or not the book is fiction. What annoys me is when said views do nothing to advance the narrative.

As I examine my life through this book, I can’t help but wonder if my mother was right. Maybe I really was what I ate. And maybe if she’d let me eat a little more sugar, I’d have come out sweeter.

Despite my best efforts, I’m not quite perfect. Let’s just say I’m like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw so as to not affront the Lord.

Everyone who reads me is someone I’d like to hang out with.

Expressing political opinion can be a powerful way to establish a character’s voice when writing fiction.

Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his job because I kind of don’t like to bend. I also refuse to carry anything heavier than my purse.

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps purchased.

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