Quotes by Jeff Kinney

Jeff Kinney

… no matter how nice you are to some people, they’ll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

Matter

Nice

People

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

Dark

Naps

Swimming

Because it’s our choices that makes us who we are.

Choices

Our Choices

Who We Are

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

Appreciate

People

Trying

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can’t even hear you or see you!

I Can

Thinking

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg

Aunt

Jealous

Looks

First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn’t say ‘diary’ on it.

Diaries

Firsts

Mom

fish and visitors stink in 3 days.

Fishes

Stink

Visitors

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is “bullies” such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

Bully

People

School

hay he’s a great writer and i like him a lot

Great Writers

Hay

I Like Him

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Quotes by Jeff Kinney

Jeff Kinney

… no matter how nice you are to some people, they’ll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

Back in those days it was just me swimming around in the dark, doing back flips and taking naps whenever I want.

Because it’s our choices that makes us who we are.

But the thing I’m finding out is some people don’t really appreciate it when you’r trying to be helpful.

Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist? Rowley: Nope! I can’t even hear you or see you!

Dear Aunt Loretta, Thank you so much for the awesome pants! How did you know I wanted that for Christmas? I love the way the pants look on my legs! All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants. Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever! Sincerely, Greg

First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn’t say ‘diary’ on it.

fish and visitors stink in 3 days.

Greg starts a middle school and asks: Why is “bullies” such a big PROBLEM? And says people need to shave twice a day.

hay he’s a great writer and i like him a lot

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