Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

Janeane Garofalo

… being a feminist means that you believe in civil rights and social justice.

Believe

Mean

Rights

Share

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It’s going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster.

Economy

Humanitarian

War

Share

All roads lead to my dogs, don’t they?

Dog

My Dog

Share

Also, as I’ve gotten older and more mature, I’ve become much more comfortable in my own skin. After 25 years of doing stand-up, that’s reflected onstage.

Mature

Skins

Years

Share

Anthony Weiner deserves to be supported and hopefully he will be mayor of New York one day. I’m serious. He is a Democrat [who] actually fights for the things liberals and progressive and rational people care about. I don’t know why he’s being thrown under the bus. He hasn’t done any – he hasn’t broke any laws.

Fighting

Law

New York

Share

Anybody who French bashes just might as well wear a badge that says ‘I am a follower! I don’t think for myself and I have no idea what I’m talking about.’ That would be a French basher.

Ideas

Talking

Thinking

Share

As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it’s our own opinion.

Actors

Responsibility

Team America

Share

As you can tell from watching the show, I’m not a strong joke writer per se.

Jokes

Shows

Strong

Share

Because we don’t have a Fairness Doctrine, and because we have further media consolidation, and because we have a craptastic corporate media, WE DON’T HAVE NEWS! We don’t have an informed populous and we don’t have a democracy… Everyone in the world knows that America, (in its current state, because of right-wingers) that the right wing arm of this country (that speaks for this country unfortunately) has no credibility when it comes to human rights or independent media.

Country

Independent

Media

Share

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

Blood

Sassy

Water

Share

1
2
3
…
18
Next »

Follow The Behaviour University in order to get the greatest quotes from the greatest people of all time so that you can tap into your own greatness.

Follow Us:

Accents

Acceptance

Acting

Actors

Administration

Advice

Affection

Age

Agents

Ambition

America

American Flag

Animated

Apathy

Ashamed

Beautiful

Beer

Being Lonely

Being Me

Being Yourself

Believe

Betrayal

Bigs

Birth Control

Blame

Blood

Book

Botox

Boys

Breathe

Broken

Broken Heart

Bulldozers

Bullshit

California

Calling

Can Do

Car

Characteristics

Children

Christian

Cinema

Cities

Class

College

Combat

Comedian

Comedy

Committees

Communist

The Future Blueprint

Tool

The Home Therapist: Anti Anxiety

Tool

The Autobiography

Tool

The Behaviour Diary

Tool

The Dating Diary

Tool

The Relationship Therapist

Tool

Menu

Menu

Instagram

The Behaviour University ©