Quotes by Jackie Gleason

Jackie Gleason

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Doe

God Has A Sense Of Humor

Sense Of Humor

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

Drinking

Looks

Pimples

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can’t resist the impulse.

Golf

Grief

Wind

I didn’t have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.

Children

Determined

I have a ‘Play The Melody’ philosophy. It means don’t over arrange, don’t make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.

Inspirational

Mean

Philosophy

I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.

Humility

Talent

Use

I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality…. So I knew that I had to create some characters.

Character

Personality

Television

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

Bullets

Made

Week

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Thinking

Wisdom

Wise

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

Fake

Girl

Passion

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Beach

Beautiful

Bullets

Character

Children

Creativity

Determined

Doe

Dream

Drinking

Fake

Feelings

Food

Funny

Girl

Glasses

God Has A Sense Of Humor

Golf

Grief

Humility

Husband

Inspiration

Inspirational

Inspiring

Joy

Legs

Life Is Great

Looks

Made

Marriage

Mean

Miami

Mother

Passion

Personality

Philosophy

Pimples

Sarcastic

Scotch

Sense Of Humor

Song

Talent

Television

Thinking

Use

Waking Life

Week

Wind

Wisdom

Wise

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Quotes by Jackie Gleason

Jackie Gleason

Does God have a sense of humor? He must have if He created us.

Drinking removes warts and pimples. Not from me. But from those I look at.

Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can’t resist the impulse.

I didn’t have things as a child, and I was determined to get them.

I have a ‘Play The Melody’ philosophy. It means don’t over arrange, don’t make life difficult. Just play the melody-and do it the simplest way possible.

I have no use for humility. I am a fellow with an exceptional talent.

I knew that nobody could be on television week after week as themselves and exist for any length of time, because no one has that rich a personality…. So I knew that I had to create some characters.

I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.

If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don’t know you have it, you don’t have it. If you don’t have it but you think you have it, then you have it.

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

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