Quotes by Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews

… That would be like stepping in front of a moving train and saying, ‘Hey, honey, come stand next to me.'” I hopped off the wall and stood next to him. “Anytime.” He just looked at me. “I’ve never killed a train before. It might be fun to try.

Fun

Moving

Wall

…Something isn’t right with you and this property. Strange things happen around it. I don’t know what is going on, but I will find out. You could make it easier on yourself by coming clean.” “Sure. This is a magic bed-and-breakfast and the two guys in my kitchen are aliens from outerspace.

Guy

Kitchen

Two

…they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.

Drinking

Fighting

Simple

…you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread.” “Not necessarily. … You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while.

Fall

Hands

Wall

“Amy,” Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. “I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one.”

Amy

Voice

Want

“Did those nice church ladies come by again?” He nodded. “I asked them if a man died and then the woman remarried, and then the three of them met in heaven, would it be a sin for them to have a threesome, since they were all married in God’s eye. And they decided they were late to be somewhere else.”

Eye

Men

Nice

« Are you hungry, baby?” Curran asked. “Starving.” “I think we should go to dinner.” “Great idea.” “What are you going to wear?” “My badass face.” “Good choice,” he said. »

Baby

Badass

Thinking

« Barabas pulled Christopher out of the cage. The man stared up at him. “I died, didn’t I? Are you an angel?” “Sure,” Barabas said. “Follow me to the Heavenly Shower »

Angel

Cages

Men

« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style.

Home

Rocks

Running

A forest,” William said, his expression distant. “Where the ground is dry soil and stone. Where tall trees grow and centuries of autumn carpet their roots. Where the wind smells of game and wildflowers.” “Why, that was lovely, Lord Bill. Do you ever write poetry? Something for your blueblood lady?” “No.” “She doesn’t like poetry?” “Leave it.” Hehe. “Oh, so you have a lady. How interes–

Autumn

Expression

Writing

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Aberration

Ability

Accepted

Accepting

Acid

Actors

Add

Adorable

Afterlife

Aggravated

Aids

Air

Alive

Alternatives

Amused

Amy

Andrea

Angel

Animal

Annoying

Answers

Arms

Army

Arrogance

Art

Asking

Asks

Atlanta

Aunt

Autumn

Aztec

Baby

Babylon

Bad Day

Badass

Barbie

Beast

Beats

Beautiful

Bed

Beer

Behind My Back

Believe

Bells

Benches

Better Place

Bigger

Bigs

Bills

Bird

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Quotes by Ilona Andrews

Ilona Andrews

… That would be like stepping in front of a moving train and saying, ‘Hey, honey, come stand next to me.'” I hopped off the wall and stood next to him. “Anytime.” He just looked at me. “I’ve never killed a train before. It might be fun to try.

…Something isn’t right with you and this property. Strange things happen around it. I don’t know what is going on, but I will find out. You could make it easier on yourself by coming clean.” “Sure. This is a magic bed-and-breakfast and the two guys in my kitchen are aliens from outerspace.

…they tended towards the simple pleasures in life: drinking, whoring and fighting, preferably all three at once.

…you expect me to fall on my back with my legs spread.” “Not necessarily. … You can fall on your hands and knees if you prefer. Or against the wall. Or on the kitchen counter. I suppose I might let you be on top, if you make it worth my while.

“Amy,” Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. “I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one.”

« Are you hungry, baby?” Curran asked. “Starving.” “I think we should go to dinner.” “Great idea.” “What are you going to wear?” “My badass face.” “Good choice,” he said. »

« Barabas pulled Christopher out of the cage. The man stared up at him. “I died, didn’t I? Are you an angel?” “Sure,” Barabas said. “Follow me to the Heavenly Shower »

« He squeezed his hands into fists. I picked up a grapefruit-sized rock and handed it to him. It went flying. Home run, Beast Lord style.

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