Quotes by Humphrey Bogart

Humphrey Bogart

“The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.

Needs

Three

World

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Gun

Jesus

Scared

(On Ingrid Bergman) “I didn’t do anything I’ve never done before, but when the camera moves in on that Bergman face, and she’s saying she loves you, it would make anybody feel romantic.”

Cameras

Love You

Moving

(on Katharine Hepburn) She talks at you as though you were a microphone; she lectured the hell out of me on temperance and the evils of drink. She doesn’t give a damn how she looks. I don’t think she tries to be a character. I think she is one.

Character

Evil

Thinking

(on Warner Brothers) This studio has more suspensions than the Golden Gate Bridge.

Bridges

Brother

Golden

[On the House Un-American Activities Committee] They’ll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.

House

Nails

Patriotism

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Baseball

Dog

Life

Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.

Acting

Sweet

Theatre

Acting is like sex: you either do it and don’t talk about it, or you talk about it and don’t do it. That’s why I’m always suspicious of people who talk too much about either.

Acting

People

Sex

Ah, nuts. I’m an actor. I just do what comes naturally.

Actors

Nuts

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Able

Acting

Actors

Add

Adorable

Afternoon

Art

Awards

Bad Ass

Bars

Baseball

Beer

Believe

Bigs

Book

Brain

Bridges

Brother

Cameras

Car

Certain

Character

Children

Circles

Crazy

Creative

Credit

Cry

Desert

Despise

Doe

Dog

Dollars

Drink

Drinking

Entertainment

Evil

Excellence

Feet

Funeral

Gas Stations

General Motors

Girl

Giving

Golden

Good Things

Gun

Guy

Halloween

Hate

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Quotes by Humphrey Bogart

Humphrey Bogart

“The whole world is three drinks behind. If everyone in the world would take three drinks, we would have no trouble. If Stalin, Truman and everybody else in the world had three drinks right now, we’d all loosen up and we wouldn’t need the United Nations.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

(On Ingrid Bergman) “I didn’t do anything I’ve never done before, but when the camera moves in on that Bergman face, and she’s saying she loves you, it would make anybody feel romantic.”

(on Katharine Hepburn) She talks at you as though you were a microphone; she lectured the hell out of me on temperance and the evils of drink. She doesn’t give a damn how she looks. I don’t think she tries to be a character. I think she is one.

(on Warner Brothers) This studio has more suspensions than the Golden Gate Bridge.

[On the House Un-American Activities Committee] They’ll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Acting is experience with something sweet behind it.

Acting is like sex: you either do it and don’t talk about it, or you talk about it and don’t do it. That’s why I’m always suspicious of people who talk too much about either.

Ah, nuts. I’m an actor. I just do what comes naturally.

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