Quotes by Hari Kondabolu

Hari Kondabolu

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

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For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don’t have a mustache.

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Horse is fine. I’ll ride a horse.

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I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

Bits

Looks

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don’t, because I’m a devotee.

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Comedian

Crafts

I am frozen musically somewhere around 2004.

Frozen

I don’t drink before shows.

Drink

Shows

I don’t look like a lot of fun. I just don’t.

Fun

Looks

I don’t tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

Bows

Shoes

Ties

I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can potentially have a great deal of facial hair. So I had a mustache at 14, and then I grew a proper mustache a few years ago. I just thought it would be fun to just have a mustache.

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Quotes by Hari Kondabolu

Hari Kondabolu

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don’t have a mustache.

Horse is fine. I’ll ride a horse.

I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don’t, because I’m a devotee.

I am frozen musically somewhere around 2004.

I don’t drink before shows.

I don’t look like a lot of fun. I just don’t.

I don’t tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

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