Quotes by Guy Branum

Guy Branum

A nice thing about being 40 is that you’re not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore.

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Nice

Sex

All I want out of music is to think to myself, this could be in a makeover montage.

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Want

At the same time, we can’t blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.

Believe

Hypocrisy

Justice

Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

Believe

Guy

Heart

Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that’s what you can do to us that’s dramatic. We can’t make a baby.

Baby

Gay

People

I am a unique boutique product, I’m not for everybody.

Products

Unique

I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people.

Able

Fans

People

I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don’t, and there’s not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together.

Hard Work

Kind

Together

I really like that homosexuality is a little bit of an existential puzzle.

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Homosexuality

Littles

I think it’s our job to be happy and find happiness for ourselves.

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Quotes by Guy Branum

Guy Branum

A nice thing about being 40 is that you’re not a kid about your understanding of sex or sexuality anymore.

All I want out of music is to think to myself, this could be in a makeover montage.

At the same time, we can’t blame comedians for taking time to learn. Any critic of comedy who believes that he has always, universally, been on the right side of justice is engaging in a hypocrisy that is itself a joke.

Deeply in my heart, do I want to believe that there is that special guy that is for me. Yes, absolutely.

Gay people, we die in all the movies, like we almost always die in the movie, because that’s what you can do to us that’s dramatic. We can’t make a baby.

I am a unique boutique product, I’m not for everybody.

I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people.

I probably should work harder on relationships, but I don’t, and there’s not the same kind of imperative as when you have all the right equipment to make a human being together.

I really like that homosexuality is a little bit of an existential puzzle.

I think it’s our job to be happy and find happiness for ourselves.

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