Quotes by Greg Proops

Greg Proops

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

Cop

Fool

Mint

Animals have two vital functions in today’s society; to be delicious and to fit well.

Animal

Today's Society

Two

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it’s hot.

Arizona

Hot

Motto

Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: ‘Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance will ever assume I know how to surf the net.’

Lenses

Piglet

Swans

Don’t say ‘No,’ say ‘Gilbert,’ ladies and gentlemen.

Gentleman

Ladies And Gentlemen

Don’t yell at people. Stand up for what’s right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don’t take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don’t believe what you are told. Fall in love.

Believe

Falling In Love

People

Ever since you’re little you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’

Funny Thanksgiving

Religious

World

Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don’t wear them are slightly less treacherous than people who don’t need them and do-like every shallow Hollywood star who wants to be taken seriously.

Glasses

Stars

Taken

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

Country

Honesty

Irony

How would you like to make money in real estate?

Estates

Making Money

Real

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Acid

Animal

Arizona

Athlete

Baldness

Bathing Suits

Beach

Beautiful

Believe

Beverly Hills

Blow

Blue

Boogie

Breathe

Cancer

Casinos

College

Comedy

Confidence

Cop

Costumes

Country

Crush

Dope

Drinking

Dropping

Drunk

Enough Already

Estates

Eye

Faces

Facts

Falling In Love

Father

Feelings

Find Me

Fool

Friday

Funny Thanksgiving

Genius

Gentleman

Giving

Glasses

Going Away

Growing Up

Growth

Guy

Hate

Heart

Hills

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Quotes by Greg Proops

Greg Proops

And eat lots of mints, it fools the cops.

Animals have two vital functions in today’s society; to be delicious and to fit well.

Arizona changes its state motto to Damn, it’s hot.

Contact lenses are for vain, weak-willed piglets who swan around showing off: ‘Look everybody, I can see without spectacles. No one at first glance will ever assume I know how to surf the net.’

Don’t say ‘No,’ say ‘Gilbert,’ ladies and gentlemen.

Don’t yell at people. Stand up for what’s right. Put yourself in the other persons place. Respect women. Don’t take no for an answer. Laugh at yourself. Don’t believe what you are told. Fall in love.

Ever since you’re little you hear this: ‘The pilgrims left England to escape religious persecution and sneak religious freedom into the new world.’ But even when you’re little you’re like, ‘Umm.. Bullsh*t?’

Glasses are for the brave. I do not need to pretend that I am sighted. People who need glasses and don’t wear them are slightly less treacherous than people who don’t need them and do-like every shallow Hollywood star who wants to be taken seriously.

Honesty and unpopular opinions are the toughest sell in a country with an irony-deficiency.

How would you like to make money in real estate?

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