Quotes by Graham Norton

Graham Norton

A comedian’s a comedian. They’re a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that’s why I like them.

Comedian

Cynical

Kind

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

Life Is

Remember

Sushi

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I’m relatively available, but not to live with.

Doors

Home

People

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it’s because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that’s on telly.

Interesting

Stories

Television

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I’m worth.

Interviews

People

Ten

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Beautiful

Hot

Males

Basically, I’m a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, ‘really, what an ordinary person’.

Bored

Meetings

Ordinary

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, ‘You do realise this is a gay club, don’t you lads?’ you get all excited because you think, ‘Wow, he thought I was straight!’

Gay

Men

Thinking

Britain’s such a twisted, weird little place.

Britain

Littles

Twisted

Do I have more depth than I’m given credit for? No!

Credit

Depth

Given

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Adults

Bad Taste

Balls

Beautiful

Bisexual

Bliss

Bored

Britain

Childhood

Class

Clothes

Comedian

Comedy

Could Have Been

Credit

Cynical

Dating

Denial

Depth

Desperate

Differences

Doors

Drama

Drug

Earth

Exception To The Rule

Four

Freak

Friday

Gay

Given

Goes On

Grim

Growing

Growing Up

Has Beens

Hate

Heart

Home

Hot

House

Ifs

Imagine

Independence

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Jobs

Judging

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Quotes by Graham Norton

Graham Norton

A comedian’s a comedian. They’re a very kind of cynical bunch. I guess that’s why I like them.

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I’m relatively available, but not to live with.

All my interesting stories are from before I was on television. Nothing interesting has happened to me since then. Maybe it’s because the most interesting thing in my life is the show and that’s on telly.

All these people I interview are worth ten times what I’m worth.

An awful lot of female celebrities are very beautiful whereas a lot of male celebrities are not so hot.

Basically, I’m a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a bit bored. Once you meet them you thing, ‘really, what an ordinary person’.

Because society places a value on masculinity, gay men aspire to it. If you go to a gay club and the doorman says, ‘You do realise this is a gay club, don’t you lads?’ you get all excited because you think, ‘Wow, he thought I was straight!’

Britain’s such a twisted, weird little place.

Do I have more depth than I’m given credit for? No!

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