Quotes by Godfrey

Godfrey

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

Attention

People

Want

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

Country

Punishment

Teach

Even if you get a joke right you’ve done it a thousand times and sometimes there’s times where it just doesn’t work or someone doesn’t agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that’s part of comedy is arguments, you know?

Done

Hecklers

Want

Hey man! I’m a comedian but I’m not a clown.

Comedian

Hey

Men

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

Cameras

Models

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He’s the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

Gay

Prison

Would Be

I think that sometimes I’ve been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you’re too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.

Nice

People

Thinking

I use profanity because I like profanity, but I’m not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

Differences

Thinking

Use

I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don’t care who it is. I don’t ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don’t want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that’s the key for me.

Care

Keys

Laughing

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

Art

Kids

People

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Airports

America

Art

Attention

Believe

Cameras

Care

Cheating

Christian

Color

Comedian

Country

Creating

Culture

Differences

Done

Forever

Gay

Giving

Guy

Hate

Hecklers

Hey

High Heels

Keep Moving

Keys

Kids

Laughing

Mad

Men

Models

Moving

Native American

Nice

People

Pop Culture

Prison

Punishment

Racism

Real

Teach

Thinking

Trying

Use

Want

White

Wise

Would Be

Xenophobia

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Quotes by Godfrey

Godfrey

But some people want attention so bad they want you to see them angry at you.

Customs is punishment for those who travel. This will teach you for traveling to our country!

Even if you get a joke right you’ve done it a thousand times and sometimes there’s times where it just doesn’t work or someone doesn’t agree with you. And I want to show that. I have had more hecklers because that’s part of comedy is arguments, you know?

Hey man! I’m a comedian but I’m not a clown.

I am not a model the camera just went off by itself

I love when they show the really gay prisoner in prison shows. He’s the cutest inside but you know on the street he would be the ugliest.

I think that sometimes I’ve been a little too nice. I think you have to have a balance. When you’re too nice people take you for granted, they take you for a fool I think.

I use profanity because I like profanity, but I’m not vulgar. Big difference. I love profanity because I really think profanity is cool.

I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don’t care who it is. I don’t ever want to limit myself to a type of comedy because I don’t want to be stuck. I want to be able to make anybody laugh and that’s the key for me.

I wish people would understand that comedy is an art form, and that the same thing that makes a Picasso painting is the same thing that gives Bill Cosby the ability to do an hour of comedy on his kids.

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