Quotes by Gilda Radner

Gilda Radner

… every time I got disappointed I’d remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn’t cry over split milk ’cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they’re gonna put you on lithium.

Milk

Philosophy

Splits

… I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Suddenly I had to spend all my time getting well.

Cancer

Get Well

Illness

[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.

Emily

Lines

Mind

[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary-it’s an act of infinite optimism.

Inspiration

Mom

Mother

[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It’s always something.

Life

Lines

Adopted kids are such a pain – you have to teach them how to look like you.

Kids

Looks

Pain

Cancer changes your life, often for the better. You learn what’s important, you learn to prioritize, and you learn not to waste your time. You tell people you love them. My friend Gilda Radner used to say, ‘If it wasn’t for the downside, having cancer would be the best thing and everyone would want it.’ That’s true. If it wasn’t for the downside.

Cancer

Important

People

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I’m a comedian, and even cancer couldn’t stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through.

Cancer

Happiness

Laughter

Comedy is very controlling – you are making people laugh.

Comedy

Laughing

People

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.

Dream

Paper

Tears

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Dog

Dream

Emily

Encouraging

Fall

Fame

Farewell

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Faster

Father

Funny

Funny Inspirational

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Goodbye

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Grew Up

Grows

Happiness

Heart

Hollywood

I've Learned

Idols

Ignorance

Illness

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Inspirational

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Kids

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Laughter

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Quotes by Gilda Radner

Gilda Radner

… every time I got disappointed I’d remember the Roseannadanna philosophy that says that you shouldn’t cry over split milk ’cause if you spill some milk and instead of cleaning it up you just walk over it and start crying, they’re gonna put you on lithium.

… I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. Suddenly I had to spend all my time getting well.

[Emily Litella line:] Never mind.

[Motherhood is] the biggest gamble in the world. It is the glorious life force. It’s huge and scary-it’s an act of infinite optimism.

[Roseanne Roseannadanna line:] It’s always something.

Adopted kids are such a pain – you have to teach them how to look like you.

Cancer is probably the most unfunny thing in the world, but I’m a comedian, and even cancer couldn’t stop me from seeing the humor in what I went through.

Comedy is very controlling – you are making people laugh.

Dreams are like paper, they tear so easily.

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