Quotes by George Meyer

George Meyer

Advertising is a conscienceless industry, populated by cowards and idiots, that warps and drains everyone. It eggs on the worst in all of us. If I could eliminate either advertising or nuclear weapons, I would choose advertising.

Coward

Eggs

Weapons

As a child, I tried to play by the rules. I got very good grades in school; I was an Eagle Scout; and I believed in all of it.

Children

Eagles

School

Clever is the eunuch version of funny.

Clever

Eunuchs

Versions

Every joke can’t be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!

Inconsistency

Jokes

Thinking

Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball.

Balls

Reality

Writing

For me, marriage is a grotesque, unforgiving, clunky contrivance. Yet society pushes it as a shimmering ideal.

Grotesque

Ideals

Unforgiving

I don’t like that The Simpsons are spokespeople for Burger King and MasterCard and Butterfinger. In the first Gulf War, I was really upset that the Simpsons characters were being drawn on tanks and bombs. But those are things that I don’t control.

Character

Kings

War

I don’t like the antagonism that most religions have for science, and freedom and, frankly, individuality. I do like the Dalai Lama.

Antagonism

Individuality

Lama

I don’t remember a lot of what I write. I try to release it after it’s out there so that I can be fresh again.

Remember

Trying

Writing

I find that the creative side of my brain and the archival side of my brain don’t work well together. When I’ve done my best work, I’ve been in a trance-like state.

Brain

Creative

Together

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Antagonism

Arbitrary

Army

Balls

Book

Brain

Car

Character

Children

Clever

Coats

Coffee

Coward

Creative

Cruelty

Eagles

Eggs

Eunuchs

Future

Giving

Grotesque

Ideals

Inconsistency

Individuality

Institutions

Interest

Jokes

Kings

Lama

Laughing

Launching

Long

Lying

Men

Optimism

People

Perspective

Pessimist

Pharaohs

Population

Provocative

Reality

Religious

Remember

School

Shock

Social

Sometimes

Space

Strong

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Quotes by George Meyer

George Meyer

Advertising is a conscienceless industry, populated by cowards and idiots, that warps and drains everyone. It eggs on the worst in all of us. If I could eliminate either advertising or nuclear weapons, I would choose advertising.

As a child, I tried to play by the rules. I got very good grades in school; I was an Eagle Scout; and I believed in all of it.

Clever is the eunuch version of funny.

Every joke can’t be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did!

Experience as much as you can and absorb a lot of reality. Otherwise, your writing will have the force of a Wiffle ball.

For me, marriage is a grotesque, unforgiving, clunky contrivance. Yet society pushes it as a shimmering ideal.

I don’t like that The Simpsons are spokespeople for Burger King and MasterCard and Butterfinger. In the first Gulf War, I was really upset that the Simpsons characters were being drawn on tanks and bombs. But those are things that I don’t control.

I don’t like the antagonism that most religions have for science, and freedom and, frankly, individuality. I do like the Dalai Lama.

I don’t remember a lot of what I write. I try to release it after it’s out there so that I can be fresh again.

I find that the creative side of my brain and the archival side of my brain don’t work well together. When I’ve done my best work, I’ve been in a trance-like state.

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