Quotes by Gary Reilly

Gary Reilly

… occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That’s my kind of jogging.

Golden

Jogging

Kind

A lot of artists start out as failed poets, then move on to being failed short-story writers before they finally break through to the big time and become failed novelists.

Artist

Break Through

Moving

Adverbs and cops always come in pairs.

Adverbs

Cop

Pairs

Being a cab river is not unlike being a magician–minus the top hat, the cape, the rabbit, an the gorgeous assistant. But you do have an audience.

Capes

Rabbits

Rivers

I guided my heap into the heart of Capitol Hill wondering for the first time in fourteen years what I could do to get money besides drive cabs or rob banks. Both occupations had their pros and cons. For instance, bank robbery isn’t quite as dangerous as cab driving, but it pays better.

Heart

Occupation

Years

I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do.

Bullying

Fake

Needs

I have completed and uncompleted screenplays, but they both fall into the category of “unsold.” I’ve seen quite a few movies where the screenplays seemed to be in the “uncompleted” category yet still got sold and made into movies, so I generally refer too all screenplays as “sold” or “unsold.” But that’s just my own filing system.

I was driving pretty much the way everyone drives in LA, like elephants dancing on each others’ backs at a circus.

Circus

Dancing

Elephants

I was in the land of fakes and frauds and phonies-I felt like saying “Howdy cousin,” to everybody who walked by.

Cousin

Fake

Land

I’ve been broke, and I’ve been in debt, and broke is better.

Broke

Debt

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Artist

Baffled

Balance

Beer

Bores You

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Broke

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Quotes by Gary Reilly

Gary Reilly

… occasionally I see rich-looking women on Rollerblades gripping leashes and being towed bodily by golden retrievers. That’s my kind of jogging.

A lot of artists start out as failed poets, then move on to being failed short-story writers before they finally break through to the big time and become failed novelists.

Adverbs and cops always come in pairs.

Being a cab river is not unlike being a magician–minus the top hat, the cape, the rabbit, an the gorgeous assistant. But you do have an audience.

I guided my heap into the heart of Capitol Hill wondering for the first time in fourteen years what I could do to get money besides drive cabs or rob banks. Both occupations had their pros and cons. For instance, bank robbery isn’t quite as dangerous as cab driving, but it pays better.

I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do.

I was driving pretty much the way everyone drives in LA, like elephants dancing on each others’ backs at a circus.

I was in the land of fakes and frauds and phonies-I felt like saying “Howdy cousin,” to everybody who walked by.

I’ve been broke, and I’ve been in debt, and broke is better.

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