Quotes by Garry Shandling

Garry Shandling

After making love I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”

Funny

Girl

Humor

But I really like hosting, I think it’s a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I’m funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.

Comedy

Spontaneity

Thinking

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

Comedy

Firsts

Television

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn’t he use his last name?

Dr Phil

Hiding Something

Names

First of all, I’m not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

Firsts

Guy

Likes

Here’s the thing – I’m single, I haven’t been married, I don’t have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here’s a movie for kids and I’m in there and I’m supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

Kids

Single Life

Would Be

I actually think I’m more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn’t pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.

Moving

Reality

Thinking

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

Beauty

Comedy

Perfectionist

I don”t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It”s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real

Real

Special People

Thinking

I don’t know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

Actors

Know How

Knows

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Dog

Done

Dr Phil

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Failure

Father

Fifteen

Firsts

Friendship

Fun

Funny

Funny Friend

Funny Love

Girl

Good Life

Green

Guests

Guy

Hair

Hiding Something

Homeless

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Hurt

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Kids

Kind

Know How

Knows

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Love Is

Love You

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Quotes by Garry Shandling

Garry Shandling

After making love I said to my girl, “Was it good for you too?” And she said, “I don’t think this was good for anybody.”

But I really like hosting, I think it’s a strength of mine. It allows me to improvise, and I love the spontaneity of that, and I think I’m funny behind the desk when interviewing someone.

Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.

Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn’t he use his last name?

First of all, I’m not the kind of guy that likes to rehash the show and so forth and so on.

Here’s the thing – I’m single, I haven’t been married, I don’t have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here’s a movie for kids and I’m in there and I’m supposed to be kind of funny for kids.

I actually think I’m more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn’t pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.

I am pretty tenacious as a perfectionist in terms of getting something right.

I don”t like this reality television, I have to be honest;I think real people should not be on television; It”s for special people like us, people who have trained and studied to appear to be real

I don’t know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

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