Quotes by Fred Allen

Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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Hard Work

Humor

A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal.

Audience

Comedian

Talking

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

Funny

Inspirational

Teamwork

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

Funny

Humor

Work

A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on.

Funny

Gentleman

Men

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

Humans

Skins

Stories

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

Funny

Humor

Work

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

Humor

Men

Talking

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

Agents

Funny

Stars

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

Aspirin

Money

Radio

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Quotes by Fred Allen

Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A comedian who starts talking to himself becomes his own audience. This is fatal.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn’t hit a woman with his hat on.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

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