Quotes by Flip Wilson

Flip Wilson

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make ’em like you before you can fool ’em.

Comedian

Humor

Men

Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.

Doe

Mean

Men

Don’t order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

Comedy

Order

Funny is an attitude.

Attitude

Funny

Positive Attitude

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Black

Color

Microphones

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.

Fun

Get Well Soon

Humorous

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

Comedy

Thinking

Way

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don’t want it.

Numbers

Umpires

Years

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.

Ifs

Life

Thinking

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

Negative

Opportunity

Say Anything

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Fine

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Gossip Girl

Hot

Humor

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Ifs

Ignorant

Laughing

Life

Love Life

Mean

Memories

Men

Messages

Microphones

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Negative

Numbers

Opportunity

Order

People

Positive Attitude

Positivity

Say Anything

Self

Slips

Success

Teacher

Thinking

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Want

Way

Weekend

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Quotes by Flip Wilson

Flip Wilson

Being a comedian is like being a con man. You have to make ’em like you before you can fool ’em.

Being your own man does not mean taking advantage of anyone else.

Don’t order one for the road, because the road is already laid out.

Funny is an attitude.

Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.

Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.

I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone.

I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don’t want it.

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.

It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV.

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