Quotes by Fanny Brice

Fanny Brice

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

Four

Letters

Sometimes

Anyone who can’t say blank is deceitful.

Blank

Deceitful

Swearing

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn’t get serious with people. They don’t expect it from you, and they don’t want to see it. You’re not entitled to be serious, you’re a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.

Doe

Laughing

People

Esther Williams? Wet, she’s a star. Dry, she ain’t.

Dry

Esther

Stars

For ten thousand dollars, I’d endorse an opium pipe.

Dollars

Pipe

Thousand

I come out before an audience and maybe my house burned down an hour ago, maybe my husband stayed out all night, but I stand there. … I got them with me, right there in my hand and comfortable. That’s my job, to make them comfortable, because if they wanted to be nervous they could have stayed home and added up their bills.

Home

Husband

Jobs

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

Love

Men

Personality

I’m a bad woman, but I’m damn good company.

Bad Woman

Damn

Good Company

I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

Bagels

Onions

Plates

I’ve done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.

Done

Men

Theatre

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Audience

Bad Woman

Bagels

Beautiful

Being Yourself

Blank

Cards

Damn

Deceitful

Directors

Doe

Dollars

Done

Dry

Esther

Fall

Four

Fun

Girl

Giving

Good Company

Happiness

Home

Husband

Inspirational

Jobs

Laughing

Letters

Love

Love Is

Men

Motivational

Onions

People

Personality

Pipe

Plates

Self Esteem

Sex

Sometimes

Song

Stars

Swearing

Theatre

Thinking

Thousand

Vitality

Without Love

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Quotes by Fanny Brice

Fanny Brice

Any woman who can’t say a four-letter word sometimes is deceitful.

Anyone who can’t say blank is deceitful.

Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn’t get serious with people. They don’t expect it from you, and they don’t want to see it. You’re not entitled to be serious, you’re a clown, and they only want you to make them laugh.

Esther Williams? Wet, she’s a star. Dry, she ain’t.

For ten thousand dollars, I’d endorse an opium pipe.

I never liked the men I loved, and never loved the men I liked.

I’m a bad woman, but I’m damn good company.

I’m a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

I’ve done everything in the theatre except marry a property man.

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