Quotes by Earl Wilson

Earl Wilson

Always remember, money isn’t everything – but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

Funny

Money

Witty

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Husband

Police

Women

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.

Gossip

Gossiping And Rumors

He’s so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

Sarcastic

Snobbish

Zips

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

Journey

Needs

Travel

Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.

Effort

Feet

Jumping

Middle Age – later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Age

Middle

Thinking

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Car

Credit

Men

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

Easy

Inspirational

Money

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

Gamble

Gambling

Horse

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Quotes by Earl Wilson

Earl Wilson

Always remember, money isn’t everything – but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.

An exhaustive study of police records shows that no woman has ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.

Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don’t.

He’s so snobbish he has an unlisted zip-code.

If you look like your passport photo, in all probability you need the journey.

Many a standing ovation has been caused by someone jumping to his feet in an effort to beat the rest of the audience to the parking lot.

Middle Age – later than you think and sooner than you expect.

Modern man drives a mortgaged car over a bond-financed highway on credit-card gas.

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back.

No horse can go as fast as the money you put on it.

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