Quotes by Drew Magary

Drew Magary

Death is the only thing keeping us in line.

Lines

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

Drinking

Father

Mother

I don’t know how a culture is going to evolve, but I think the way the Internet works now is, people go to the Internet to laugh and have a good time. That’s why Tumblr feeds and I Can Has Cheezburger and memes get thrown into the blender with real news and sports news and politics and that stuff.

Real

Sports

Thinking

I found that life for me gets a lot more serious as you get older. You start off young and happy and smiling and “Wooo! I’m having fun!” And then you get married, and that’s very serious, and you have kids, and that’s very, very serious. So as you get older, you start thinking about passing away, and that becomes extremely serious.

Fun

Kids

Thinking

I had to be happy with the process of writing.Each step you take is more rewarding than the one before.

Process

Steps

Writing

I know I still had to take money from my parents, because no one can afford to live in Manhattan, not even the rich people.

Manhattan

Parent

People

I know there’s no heaven. I know it all turns to nothingness. But I fear there will be some remnant of me left within that void. Left conscious by some random fluke. Something that will scream out for this. That one speck of my soul will still exist and be left trapped and wanting. For you. For the light. For anything.

Heaven

Light

Soul

I occasionally get glimpses, but I have to reprioritize, because that’s how it naturally progresses – things like family, responsibilities, and your job all take precedent.

Jobs

Progress

Responsibility

I posted some story about the Arizona State baseball coach getting into a fight with an autograph hound, and it was a disastrous thing. The guy rescinded his story. It proved to me that I’m not cut out to be a proper journalist. I’m much better sitting around and making fun of journalists and telling them what terrible journalists they are than being an actual journalist.

Baseball

Fighting

Fun

I think I liked writing a novel better. Obviously, it’s more rewarding. It’s that marathon thing where it sucks when you’re doing it, but you’re proud of yourself at the end, and you’ve done it, and at the very least, nobody can take that away from you.

Done

Thinking

Writing

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Attention

Balance

Baseball

Basketball

Believe

Book

Caves

Character

Children

Cockroaches

College

Connections

Doe

Done

Down And

Drinking

Facts

Father

Fighting

Football

Found

Fun

Games

Heaven

Ideas

Jobs

Kids

Kissing

Knowing

Light

Lines

Manhattan

Memorable

Minutes

Mother

News

Nice

Night

Parent

People

Process

Progress

Real

Responsibility

Rights

Sleep

Soul

Splits

Sports

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Quotes by Drew Magary

Drew Magary

Death is the only thing keeping us in line.

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

I had to be happy with the process of writing.Each step you take is more rewarding than the one before.

I know I still had to take money from my parents, because no one can afford to live in Manhattan, not even the rich people.

I occasionally get glimpses, but I have to reprioritize, because that’s how it naturally progresses – things like family, responsibilities, and your job all take precedent.

I think I liked writing a novel better. Obviously, it’s more rewarding. It’s that marathon thing where it sucks when you’re doing it, but you’re proud of yourself at the end, and you’ve done it, and at the very least, nobody can take that away from you.

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