Quotes by Don Rickles

Don Rickles

Al Capone’s my uncle. The old days were a lot different. The Latin Casino was the big time. When I got there I figured that I was doing pretty good, because remember, I started in nothing but after hours joints. I can’t even name them now, but that’s how I got noticed.

Latin

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Uncles

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Alan King, a comedian I adored, was considered society, and I was considered the Jewish kid from the neighborhood.

Comedian

Kids

Kings

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An insult comic is the title I was given. What I do is exaggeration. I make fun of people, at life, of myself and my surroundings.

Fun

People

Titles

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Asians are nice people, but they burn a lot of shirts.

Nice

Nice People

People

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Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

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Trying

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Every night when I go out on stage, there’s always one nagging fear in the back of my mind. I’m always afraid that somewhere out there, there is one person in the audience that I’m not going to offend!

Mind

Nagging

Night

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Everything I do on stage, I made up in saloons. I started doing it in front of people, and that became my performance. I never had writers.

Made

People

Stage

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Everything I’ve ever done in my whole career, people might not know, I’ve never written anything down on paper.

Careers

Done

People

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Famous people are deceptive. Deep down, they’re just regular people. Like Larry King. We’ve been friends for forty years. He’s one of the few guys I know who’s really famous. One minute he’s talking to the president on his cell phone, and then the next minute he’s saying to me, Do you think we ought to give the waiter another dollar?

Cells

Kings

Thinking

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Frank Sinatra enjoyed my humor, so I could say almost anything to him. I mean, within reason.

Frank

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Reason

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