Quotes by Devon Monk

Devon Monk

… he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer.

Conversation

Stones

Toilets

…I noticed you don’t have any self-defense training…” “…I can handle myself just fine.” She stared at me for a long, uncomfortable moment. Finally, “In the very short time I’ve known you, you have been chased, shot, robbed, stabbed, drugged, and attacked by magic.” “I’m still breathing, aren’t I?

Breathing

Long

Self

A corner of his mouth quirked up. “I play pool. Shoot hoops sometimes too. Any other sport you’re curious about?” “Hockey? Polo?” “Simultaneously. Trick is to keep the horses on their skates.

Hockey

Horse

Sports

And it’s just a hunt?” Bea asked. “Just tracking the guy down, or are we going to have to do a little covering up of our own?” Had she just told me she was willing to kill someone and cover it up? She gave me a happy smile, but that glint in her eyes told me that, yes, she’d just offered to off someone.

Covering

Eye

Guy

But it is clear to me that our survival—both yours and mine—will be dictated by how well you and I can work together.” “So we’re screwed?

Clear

Survival

Working Together

For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay.

Heartless

Minutes

Shame

Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who’s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney’s a ferocious gargoyle.

Hey

House

Rocks

I don’t know how to explain it.” “Try words. If that doesn’t work, we’ll move on to interpretive dance.

Know How

Moving

Trying

I doubt she likes the idea of seeing him put back in a cage.” “Maybe not,” he said. “But she knows that the Authority are the only people who might be able to help him.” “Or kill him,” I said. “That too. What is life without risk?” “Long?” Terric laughed, a sort of high whooping that made me—and Zayvion, much to my surprise—smile. Contagious. For all he had a serious exterior, Terric was the guy you’d want to sit next to at a funny movie, just to hear him laugh.

Ideas

Long

People

I glanced up at Zay, then walked over to stand next to him. “You look good with a baby in your arms,” he murmured. I took his hand, careful with his fingers that were still wrapped in tape. “Don’t get your hopes up, Jones. I’m not the settling-down type.” “Want to bet on that?” he asked. “Sure.” I made a fist; so did he. We pumped three times. I threw paper. Zayvion threw scissors. I’d lost. Startled, I looked up at him. “Two out of three?” Zay grinned. So did I.

Baby

Hands

Two

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Clear

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Covering

Dad

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Digging

Dream

Eye

Feet

Fun

Gears

Guy

Half

Hands

Healing

Heartless

Hey

Hockey

Horse

House

Ideas

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Magic

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Mouths

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Rocks

Rooms

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Shame

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Quotes by Devon Monk

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… he trotted down the hallway on all fours and started in on his second favorite pastime, conversations with plumbing. Just what I needed: Stone, the Toilet Whisperer.

A corner of his mouth quirked up. “I play pool. Shoot hoops sometimes too. Any other sport you’re curious about?” “Hockey? Polo?” “Simultaneously. Trick is to keep the horses on their skates.

But it is clear to me that our survival—both yours and mine—will be dictated by how well you and I can work together.” “So we’re screwed?

For a brief, weird minute I felt like Dorothy in Oz, walking down the street with Terric the doubtful, Shame the brainless, and heartless Zay.

Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who’s a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney’s a ferocious gargoyle.

I don’t know how to explain it.” “Try words. If that doesn’t work, we’ll move on to interpretive dance.

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