Quotes by Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Brother, you can’t go to jail for what you’re thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

Brother

Eye

Girl

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

Tombstone

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

Looks

Making Mistakes

Mistake

Haven’t got a girl, but I can wish. So I’ll take me down to Main Street and that’s where I’ll select my imaginary dish.

Girl

Select

Wish

I don’t drink anymore… I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

Drink

Popsicles

Vices

I know it’s the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I’m no gentleman.

Files

Gentleman

Wife

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

Beer

Drinking

Hands

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

Bottles

Juice

Two

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

Drinking

Drunk

Night

I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant.’

Funny

Goodbye

Pregnancy

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Eye

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Glasses

Goodbye

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Heart

Hey

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Quotes by Dean Martin

Dean Martin

Brother, you can’t go to jail for what you’re thinking, or that look in your eye, just standing on the corner watching all the girls go by.

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime.

Everybody makes mistakes; look at Hitler.

Haven’t got a girl, but I can wish. So I’ll take me down to Main Street and that’s where I’ll select my imaginary dish.

I don’t drink anymore… I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

I know it’s the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I’m no gentleman.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone, and my whole right side sobered up!

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I’ve got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are ‘hello,’ ‘goodbye,’ and ‘I’m pregnant.’

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