Quotes by Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

Fake

Jokes

Too Much

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

Getting High

People

White

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.

Negativity

People

Realizing

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

Causes

Dope

Life Is

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Chivalry

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.

Comedian

Earth

People

Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.

Genius

Not Sure

Voice

For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

Guests

Stars

Television

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday

Everyday

Marijuana

Weed

I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.

Care

I Care

Issues

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Common

Company You Keep

Conquer

Crazy

Damn

Dave

Destiny

Disturbing

Diverse

Dope

Down And

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Drug

Earth

Empowering

Enjoy

Everyday

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Quotes by Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle

After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding.

All white people talk about when they get high is other times that they got high.

Because I was surrounded by so much negativity at some point that it took me going back and doing stand-up to realize, you know, people really like me.

Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t

Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.

Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they’re socially callous.

Everyone around me says, You’re a genius! You’re great! That’s your voice! But I’m not sure if they’re right.

For one year, I want to do this thing where I guest-star on as many television shows as I possibly can. I love television. The fact that television ultimately made me famous was very gratifying for me.

Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday

I care about the work I do. But I’m not going to say that money’s not an issue.

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