Quotes by Craig Kilborn

Craig Kilborn

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness… from all the free drinks.

Causes

Drinking

Nausea

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold’s movies.

Hats

Schwarzenegger

Six

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we’ll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

Fighting

Iraq

War

As John Kerry sails toward the Democratic nomination, new questions are emerging about President Bush’s service in the National Guard, like where he was for six months in 1972 and why he refused to take a routine physical. President Bush has vowed to get to the bottom of this right after Election Day.

President

Routine

Six Months

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can’t wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

Deals

Staff

Waiting

California’s economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking ‘Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?’

Asking

California

Four

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he’s clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

Critics

Government

Race

Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy.

Eight

Names

Secret

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush’s budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with ‘Hey, look over there, it’s Saddam Hussein.’

House

President

White

Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.

Blow

Cake

Granddaughter

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Asking

Baghdad

Bitter

Blow

Boston

Boys

Brother

Cake

California

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Cards

Causes

Confused

Critics

Cutting

Deals

Dog

Dollars

Drinking

Eight

Embarrassing

Fields

Fighting

Four

Funny

Gay

Giving

Gold

Government

Granddaughter

Guy

Hands

Hats

Hockey

House

Hurt

Iraq

Issues

Jobs

Justice

Knights

Liars

Light

Looks

Lying

Mars

Massachusetts

May

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Quotes by Craig Kilborn

Craig Kilborn

A study shows breast implants can cause nausea and dizziness… from all the free drinks.

Apparently, six women claim that Arnold Schwarzenegger groped them while working on his movies. Hats off to these women who admit they worked on Arnold’s movies.

As fighting in Iraq intensifies, President Bush delivered his supplemental war budget to Congress. The money will cover 30 days of fighting, then we’ll be sent one war every other month until we cancel our subscription.

Bryant Gumbel is thrilled about his CBS deal and can’t wait to start alienating the staff of an entirely new network.

California’s economy is declining so rapidly that candidates are asking ‘Are you better off now then you were four minutes ago?’

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he’s clearly the most qualified Austrian, ex-Mr. Universe in the race.

Declassified papers report that John Kennedy was taking eight different medications a day. He was so wasted, his Secret Service code name was Ted Kennedy.

Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush’s budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with ‘Hey, look over there, it’s Saddam Hussein.’

Happy birthday to former First Lady Barbara Bush, who turned seventy-seven this week. Unfortunately, where her granddaughters helped blow out the candles on her cake, it exploded.

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