Quotes by Colin Quinn

Colin Quinn

Everybody’s funny in different ways.

Different

Funny

Way

Everybody’s got a different sense of humor. It’s just different styles.

Different

Sense Of Humor

Style

Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We’re not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We’re meant to be this way. It’s not our fault, it’s just who we are.

Crazy

Humanity

Who We Are

I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can’t sustain it.

Hands

Russia

Strong

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

Kings

Reason

Witty

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don’t own any.

Gun

Six

Thinking

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

Country

Crazy

Thinking

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It’s almost like if you didn’t, you couldn’t be a comedian.

Comedian

Cynical

World

I’m not a big method actor. I’m much more superficial.

Actors

Bigs

Superficial

I’ve been to Japan, I’ve been to China, I’ve been to Africa, I’ve been to the Middle East, I’ve been to Europe a little bit. I’ve never been to South America.

America

Europe

Japan

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Chocolate

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Comedy

Country

Crazy

Cynical

Different

Elderly

Europe

Existence

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Funny

Gun

Hands

Humanity

Instinct

Japan

Jobs

Kings

Laughing

Likes

Lucky

Mind

Mistake

Names

New York

People

Priests

Reality

Reason

Russia

Sense Of Humor

Six

Strong

Style

Superficial

Thinking

Three

Trade

Understanding

Values

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Quotes by Colin Quinn

Colin Quinn

Everybody’s funny in different ways.

Everybody’s got a different sense of humor. It’s just different styles.

Humanity is a crazy contradiction. I accept us for who we are. We’re not that great. Every time we take a step forward we go back to the same primitive behavior. We’re meant to be this way. It’s not our fault, it’s just who we are.

I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at Russia. They kept a pretty strong hand, and they fell from Afghanistan alone because Afghanistan is the graveyard of empires. I guess you just can’t sustain it.

I get the impression the English kings were witty, for some reason. I feel like all you had was your wit.

I think everyone should own six guns, even though I don’t own any.

I think Helen of Troy must have been pretty hot. She got two countries going crazy for 10 years over her.

I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It’s almost like if you didn’t, you couldn’t be a comedian.

I’m not a big method actor. I’m much more superficial.

I’ve been to Japan, I’ve been to China, I’ve been to Africa, I’ve been to the Middle East, I’ve been to Europe a little bit. I’ve never been to South America.

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