Quotes by Cleveland Amory

Cleveland Amory

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human mind. They realize that, whether they like it or not, they are simply going to have to put up with what to them are excruciatingly slow mental processes, that we humans have embarrassingly low I.Q.’s, and that probably because of these defects, we have an infuriating inability to understand, let alone follow, even the simplist and most explicit of directions.

Cat

Inability

Mind

As far as I’m concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

Differences

Politician

Republican

Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they’re just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

Girl

President

Remember

Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?

Country

New Day

Past

I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.

Inspiration

Insult

Wells

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

Lobster

Mother

Water

I have read a great deal about what animals dream, but none of it has ever really satisfied me. I believe they dream exactly the way we dream, and about everything in their lives–that they have good dreams and bad dreams in almost direct proportion, as we do, to whether their lives have been more good than bad. Unfortunately, because the majority of animals have it so much tougher than we do, I believe that the majority of dreams, except in the most fortunate petdom, are bad.

Animal

Believe

Dream

I told the good Father that if he and I were going in the future to some wonderful Elysian Field and the animals were not going to go anywhere, that was all the more reason to give them a little better shake in the one life they did have.

Animal

Father

Giving

I will omit but I will not distort.

In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don’t teach either.

Country

School

Two

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Acceptance

Age

Animal

Army

Believe

Boston

Cat

Childhood

Class

Country

Differences

Dog

Dream

Duchess

Facts

Facts Of Life

Father

Girl

Giving

Home

Inability

Inspiration

Insult

Kindness

Letters

Lobster

Long

Men

Mind

Mother

New Day

New York

October

Order

Past

People

Politician

Powerful

President

Rebecca

Remember

Republican

School

Sight

Stubborn

Three

Two

Water

Wells

Writing

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Quotes by Cleveland Amory

Cleveland Amory

As far as I’m concerned, the only difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is the Republicans are Socialists and the Democrats are Bolsheviks.

Every damn President since I can remember has been so in love with foreign policy that they’re just like a schoolboy with a new girl.

Have you ever heard one civilized person whose opinion you respect, at any time, anywhere, in any civilized country anywhere, say the good new days?

I can’t take a well-tanned person seriously.

I consider the 3 most cruelly produced foods to be from lobsters, dropped alive into boiling water, veal from calves separated from their mothers and kept in crates, and pate de foie gras.

I told the good Father that if he and I were going in the future to some wonderful Elysian Field and the animals were not going to go anywhere, that was all the more reason to give them a little better shake in the one life they did have.

I will omit but I will not distort.

In my day the schools taught two things, love of country and penmanship-now they don’t teach either.

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