Quotes by Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you’re having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.

Home

Legs

Suffering

Don’t forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

Mad

Thinking

Years

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls… it’s just stark terror.

Girl

Men

Talking

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

Levels

Worried

I believe I’m growing skeptical of cynicism.

Believe

Cynicism

Growing

I believe I’ve spent my life expecting people to behave in a certain way. I believe that when they didn’t behave according to my expectations, I became angry, sad, confused and occasionally fearful. I believe these expectations are the reason I’ve been angry, sad, confused and occasionally fearful more than I care to admit. As a result, I now believe my expectations are the real problem. I believe that everyone has this very same problem, and they ought to start acting accordingly.

Believe

Confused

Real

I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

Believe

Karma

Law

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

Believe

Spiritual

Sports

I believe that the voices of fear, both from without and within, can only be dispelled by trusting the voice that comes from the heart. Be still and listen to it. If it speaks of love and compassion for others, for the world itself, it just might be the voice of God – or a reasonable facsimile. If, however, it snarls with fear of the unknown, fear of losing what you have or of not getting what you want, then it just might be the voice of Rupert Murdoch – or a reasonable facsimile.

Believe

Compassion

Heart

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x–rays, cardio stress tests, EKGs and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers. If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.

Crazy

Sex

Stress

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Children

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Confused

Crazy

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Discovery

Girl

Giving

Growing

Guitar

Heart

Home

Ifs

Insecurity

Karma

Kids

Law

Legs

Levels

Life Is

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Mad

Mean

Meaningful

Men

Never Quit

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People

Player

Real

Safe

Sex

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Sports

Stress

Suffering

Talking

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Quotes by Chuck Lorre

Chuck Lorre

According to the rules of comedy, your suffering will be funny after an undetermined length of time. Maybe not while you’re having your gangrenous leg sawed off, watching your home burn down or learning how to be intimate with your cellmate, but, in the big scheme of things, soon.

Don’t forget that you are the product of a culture that went stark raving mad about ten thousand years ago. Adjust your thinking accordingly.

For every man that ever walked the Earth, except maybe the sociopaths, when it comes to talking to pretty girls… it’s just stark terror.

I am wired on some deep level to seek out something to be worried and obsess about.

I believe I’m growing skeptical of cynicism.

I believe that the laws of karma do not apply to show business, where good things happen to bad people on a fairly regular basis.

I believe that the obsessive worship of movie, TV and sports figures is less likely to produce spiritual gain than praying to Thor.

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