Quotes by Christopher Morley

Christopher Morley

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

Gongs

Railroads

Religion

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Funny

Life

Witty

A mind too proud to unbend over the small ridiculosa of life is as painful as a library with no trash in it.

Library

Mind

Proud

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Business

Inspiration

Motivation

Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety.

Hours

Safety

Truth

Being in a hurry seems so fiercely important when you yourself are the hurrier and so comically ludicrous when it is someone else.

Important

Seems

Beware of the conversationalist who adds “in other words.” He is merely starting afresh.

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Starting

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Inspirational

Life

Motivational

Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.

Blessed

Thinking

Witty

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

Dance

Girl

Men

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Beauty

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Blessed

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Broken Heart

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Dance

Dark

Diaries

Dog

Doors

Earth

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Enemy

Facts

Faith

Fake People

Fall

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Funny

Future Happiness

Gideon

Girl

Glasses

God

Gongs

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Good Night

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Quotes by Christopher Morley

Christopher Morley

A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A mind too proud to unbend over the small ridiculosa of life is as painful as a library with no trash in it.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Be prepared for truth at all hours and in the most fantastic disguises. This is the only safety.

Being in a hurry seems so fiercely important when you yourself are the hurrier and so comically ludicrous when it is someone else.

Beware of the conversationalist who adds “in other words.” He is merely starting afresh.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Blessed is the satirist; and blessed the ironist; blessed the witty scoffer, and blessed the sentimentalist; for each, having seen one spoke of the wheel, thinks to have seen all, and is content.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it’s the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.

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